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Posted 24 September 2003 - 09:50 AM

I'm working on the pilot of a new financial comedy TV series, "Bearish Eye for Bullish Guys." (There's a huge market for financial comedy, as CBNC and Bloomberg have proven.)

Plot: a handful of Stoolies take a typical "Joe Sixpack" girlebull under their wing, and teach him the ins and outs (so to speak) of their alternative financial lifestyle.

By the time they're done, the former girlebull is collecting gold coins, subverting the 401K presentation at work, shorting the Qs, preaching doom on street corners, and dropping his drawers to moon stock exchanges and Federal Reserve branches. Oh, my!

You'll love it.

Interesting concept!
Let's do a meeting . . . better yet!
Let's do lunch! B)

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 09:51 AM

What a beauty..

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 09:52 AM

Lots of Bears waiting to sell s-p higher ;)

Girlebulls have bought every dip.they have high hopes :lol:

Their moto is buy and be happy.they are piling in with
record levels of extreme complacency.

waiting for the fear :o

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 09:53 AM

9:51am FED'S POOLE OPTIMISTIC, SEES SUPERB PROSPECTS: REUTERS

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 24 September 2003 - 09:56 AM

optomistic regarding ? How much further the central planning statists can screw things up? Or optomistic that the lying will continue to work?
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 09:59 AM

optomistic regarding ? How much further the central planning statists can screw things up? Or optomistic that the lying will continue to work?

"SUPERB PROSPECTS"- sounds like either an interior DRECKocrator™ or a real estate agent.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 24 September 2003 - 09:59 AM

9:51am FED'S POOLE OPTIMISTIC, SEES SUPERB PROSPECTS: REUTERS

If prospects aree so great, why did they leave the bias toward loosening at the last meeting?

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 10:01 AM

9:51am FED'S POOLE OPTIMISTIC, SEES SUPERB PROSPECTS: REUTERS

they have to go to the wall or fall on their own sword.

what do you think they will do ? :lol:

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 10:04 AM

they have to go to the wall or fall on their own sword.

what do you think they will do ? :lol:

I think we're all fuked, amigo, but not as much as the bulls. We'll have better seats on the sinking ship.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 24 September 2003 - 10:05 AM

with the way they have been buying the dips

the mk also Imo has the same two choices :o

confession time nears :shocked

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 10:06 AM

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 10:11 AM

they have to go to the wall or fall on their own sword.

what do you think they will do ? :lol:

I think we're all fuked, amigo, but not as much as the bulls. We'll have better seats on the sinking ship.

Tie me up, baby, and work the levers!

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 10:11 AM

saudis america's friends :lol:

kuwait the folks that brought 911 to N.Y.

WHAT A MESS :angry:

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 10:12 AM

Temporary Open Market Operations 09/24/2003
Maturity Date 09/25/2003
Delivery Date 09/24/2003
The Desk has entered the market announcing: O/N RP

Temporary Operations Statistics
Treasury
Collateral
Operation Agency
Collateral
Operation Mortgage-Backed
Collateral
Operation
Weighted Average Rate
1.021 N/A N/A
Stop Out Rate (Lowest Rate Accepted) 1.020 N/A N/A
Highest Rate Submitted 1.040 1.040 1.040
Lowest Rate Submitted .960 1.000 .980
Total Propostions Submitted (In $Bil.) 21.500 7.650 3.600
Total Propositions Accepted (In $Bil.) 9.000 .000 .000

Total Money Value of Operation (In $Bil.) 9

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Posted 24 September 2003 - 10:16 AM

csco red :lol: 7BILLION DEBASED DOOLARS :lol:





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