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#31 alceringa

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 08:16 PM

New $200 bill hits the cash registers.
http://www.nbc17.com...409/detail.html

City Slicker Counterfeiter: "Son, can you make change for an $18 bill?"

Country Bumpkin Clerk: "Sure. You want two 9's or three 6's?'
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Posted 12 September 2003 - 08:16 PM

DeMartini is a former chairman of Nasdaq Stock Market ... vice chairman of the National Association of Securities Dealers, and joined Bank of America after 26 years at Morgan Stanley ... is also one of Bank of America's highest-paid employees, making more than $7 million in salary, bonus, restricted stock and other compensation in 2002.

Obviously, he's the 'made man' of the Matrix at B of A.

You don't mess with those guys, who represent what my Japanese friend calls the "black world" of high finance.
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Posted 12 September 2003 - 08:17 PM

New $200 bill hits the cash registers.
http://www.nbc17.com...409/detail.html

City Slicker Counterfeiter: "Son, can you make change for an $18 bill?"

Country Bumpkin Clerk: "Sure. You want two 9's or three 6's?'

At least he didn't offer 6 three dollar bills!
(Not that there is anything wrong with that).

#34 summoner

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 08:19 PM

Excellent Adam Hamilton essay this week @ ZEAL!
" I' ve got a left handed hook and a right handed hook, the pros are gonna love me, I'm amphibious"

Charles Shackelford
NC STATE UNIVERSITY

#35 longOnUranus

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 08:27 PM

Had to close a few SEP XAU calls I held since 89's, missed the top but made $. Kept my longer term calls. Out of SPX; a week that started out bad turned good.

Tommy OBrien thinks this is a short, low volume upmove, followed by the real down move. Now that Doc's back, I'll need to check Stooltrading for the Answer to This Question. In that I have to take some cash out my trading account to fund one of my other projects (I don't borrow any more, even at 0%, btw), it really is roullette spin which day next week I do this.

My gut feeling is that the next move in XAU, on a percentage basis, will exceed that of any SPX down move, and I'm not in the mood to short any individual stocks at the moment. If there is follow-through down on XAU monday, I'll add to positions and let the SPX do what it will. Otherwise, I think I'll stay put with what I've got. Remember, next week is OPEX and FOMC.

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 08:35 PM

Just watched bull vs bear on Crapload and Creamer... Metzler said his biggest losing positions are shorts on the semi's and semicrap equipment makers. Is it any wonder that these crapstocks continue to rise?

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 08:40 PM

When I read this article, the first thing that I thought was that these guys were going to get the POG down to $368. A message within a message. I guess it's my own gold conspiracy theory. :)


JP Morgan's annual average price forecast for 2003 was raised 6.5 per cent to $362 a troy ounce, while its estimate for 2004 was increased to $376 an ounce from $335 and in 2005 to $368 from $345.Click Here

#38 BAREister

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 08:45 PM

If anyone can "mess" w 'em, it's probably Spitzer and the awesome power of his office.

It will be interesting to see how far this carries.

And the men who hold high places,
Must be the ones to start
To forge a new reality,
Closer to the heart.
Closer to the heart.
Closer.....TO the heart!

"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
"Bob I am" at a political gathering, to HRFF, 9-29-04

"Are YOU C.I.A.???"
"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

Lead singer of the rock band KISS to HRFF at a luggage carousel at SeaTac airport circa 1996

"Unlike you, I use words people can understand." Doc

"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

"What about your replacements? the Children. What do we tell them when the whole thing caves in?" HyperTiger

#39 BAREister

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 08:51 PM

someone have the link to Roach's latest, please?

Tia.
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
"Bob I am" at a political gathering, to HRFF, 9-29-04

"Are YOU C.I.A.???"
"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

Lead singer of the rock band KISS to HRFF at a luggage carousel at SeaTac airport circa 1996

"Unlike you, I use words people can understand." Doc

"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

"What about your replacements? the Children. What do we tell them when the whole thing caves in?" HyperTiger

#40 MyGoldenStool

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 08:55 PM

someone have the link to Roach's latest, please?

Tia.

http://www.morgansta...ri.html#anchor0

#41 brian4

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 08:59 PM

Bare- Barbu's post on page 2 has the Roach link-bookmark it this time so you'll always have it-Trade Safe!

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 09:07 PM

"I'm still holding a sizable chunk of shares on margin, and I'll only sell what I have to if I get called.

I also think the biggest move is dead ahead. Ordinary thinks that the monthly candle on the XAU is going to be a giant, white, high volume affair which will prove the long term breakout.

September is the best seasonal month for gold.

No guts, no glory......"


I'm with you, loaded up on margin with BGO, CDE, GSS, HL, & (KRY :cry: )

New 13 day cycle begins Tuesday, most likely.

"Greed captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit." - Gordon Gecco

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 09:11 PM

[quote name='BudFox' date='Sep 12 2003, 08:07 PM'] [/QUOTE=]I'm still holding a sizable chunk of shares on margin, and I'll only sell what I have to if I get called.

I also think the biggest move is dead ahead. Ordinary thinks that the monthly candle on the XAU is going to be a giant, white, high volume affair which will prove the long term breakout.

September is the best seasonal month for gold.

No guts, no glory...... [/QUOTE]
I'm with you, loaded up on margin with BGO, CDE, GSS, HL, & (KRY :cry: )

New 13 day cycle begins Tuesday, most likely. [/quote]
Call me a whimp....I don't have the stomach to margin ANYTHING.....

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Posted 12 September 2003 - 10:00 PM

Noland's commentary tonight contained the same, tired old expressions:

"It was one more unsettled week for global financial markets"

"This is an extraordinary, fascinating, historic period for Credit Bubble analysis."

"Federal debt issuance was extraordinary during the quarter"

"The financial sector continues to expand aggressively."

"The world is being inundated with dollar liquidity."

"Continued explosion in derivative growth is a peculiarity of contemporary finance and its out of control Credit Bubble'

"The Productivity miracle has gone “parabolic.”

"What is admittedly not clear is the duration of this fateful blow-off phase."

"We have been watching repeated blow-offs"

........................

Its happens around this time, when people have just stopped listening to the Naysayers.

Who reads Comstock's commentary anymore?

Nobody.

Who reads Fleck's repeated tech stock warnings?

Nobody.

Who reads Elliott Wave International's gloom and doom reports?

Nobody.

Who looks for Doc's downside targets in his commentary?

Nobody.

How many left here in Mark to Market?

I only see about 5 guys on line now.

When will the Bubble pop?

Very soon.

What happens next?

An even Bigger Bubble, the Biggest of All Time.

And what would that be?

Gold. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 12 September 2003 - 10:14 PM

Iraq imports oil :P





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