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#16 DrStool

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:04 AM

I saw the Cliggot interview. He's one of us. Rich Bernstein is another one I've liked for a long time. But he has to walk a delicate line because he's a Mohel Lyncher. (Oy do we got tips for you!)

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:19 AM

Bar-ton of crap Biggs appearing on proctro at9:45. He's the same Ahole that poo-pooed gold on Crookeiser a few weeks ago. That was awfully big of him. He saved me a fortune. Let's see if he comes through again.

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:19 AM

If Merlin is right (and he has had a pretty good week calling the gyrations of this scam), we will have a straight up 20 point move in S&P today.

#19 Sam Adams

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:21 AM

I have developed three new proprietary trading systems which I refer to as Scamenstein ™, Thiefvision ™ and Sauron's Advisor ™ now to be collectively referred to as "Sheeples Tool" ™. My trading system is telling me there will be weakness after the open pop. Then after about an hour or two the shorts get a classic "no lube" tooling ftom Al and the gang. :blink:

#20 Scully

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:22 AM

Doc, there seems to be something wrong with the clocks here in Stoolville. I checked my control panel and I am set to MST as I should be. Am I caught in a space/time vortex, or perhaps a server clock needs resetting? Sorry if it is a dumb question...

#21 DrStool

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:22 AM

Pre Market Update

Updated Suctor Watch now posted. It wasn't before.

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:25 AM

Scully-

I'm set to EST and no problem. Anyone else having a problem?

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#23 Scully

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:28 AM

Oops! Looks like you have to save your settings before they take effect. It WAS a dumb question. Sorry.

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:28 AM

Fokker feels bad for the bear who bought his QQQ Dec 25 puts yestiddy at the low of the day. Oh well, better him than Fokker.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:31 AM

TRINQ opened at .03!!!! Now .41. Musta been a bad print.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#26 DrStool

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:32 AM

SPY 1 day ozzie all session is heading down hard.

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:33 AM

MAXPAINFUL:

OEX: $450
QQQ: $25
SPX: $900
MSFT: $55
IBM: $80
GE: $25
CSCO: $12.50
COCO: $40
HD: $25
TGT: $32.50
MMM: $125
PG: $85

#28 MrHanky

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:34 AM

why is msft not trading?

Nothing


#29 Drano

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:36 AM

Sweef, as per Max Pain:

Feh!
Of course I'm caustic!

#30 GregFokker

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Posted 20 December 2002 - 10:37 AM

why is msft not trading?

It is. +.45 to 53.56, +.88%.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty






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