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Posted 27 August 2003 - 07:32 AM

WASHINGTON, Aug. 8 — A big galaxy is gobbling a tiny one, just as astronomers have long suspected, and for the first time there is photographic evidence of this kind of galactic cannibalism, snapped by the Hubble Space Telescope.

THE ORBITING TELESCOPE captured the image of the gorging galaxy . . .


#2 machinehead

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 07:51 AM

The Government of Canada says passport photos are no laughing matter: In fact, you're not even supposed to crack a smile.

To get a valid passport, Canadians must now send in two photos with "neutral expressions." That means a closed-mouth, straight-ahead gaze into the camera.


No smiling! We're Canadian

Gosh. I hope our colleagues from the Great White North are still allowed to crack jokes here on IDS, as they hold their stiff upper lip.
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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:01 AM

Big Brother in canukastan rules

No guns either,they will protek you :lol:

what they need is protection from goverment.

Gov has spent millions on collecting up firearms

:o WAKEUP :o

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:23 AM

Mortgages go haywire for 3rd week

Reuters Mortgage Applications Fall Wednesday August 27, 7:02 am ET NEW YORK (Reuters) - The number of applications Americans filed for mortgage loans fell last week on a steep drop in refinancing requests, according to an industry survey. The Mortgage Bankers Association of America said on Wednesday its seasonally adjusted gauge of overall mortgage requests fell to 638.6 for the week ended Aug. 22, down 13.3 percent from the previous week's 736.7. ADVERTISEMENT The reading is the lowest since 565.5 for the week ended June 14, 2002, and 65 percent below the record high of 1,856.7 in the last week of May. Loan demand for refinancing has fallen sharply in recent weeks prompted by the upward spike in mortgage rates, but demand for loans to buy homes has dropped only slightly, supported by strong home sales and construction. The group's index of demand for loans for home purchases slipped to 375.5, down 3.6 percent from the prior week's 389.5. Its seasonally adjusted gauge for loan applications to refinance decreased 21.3 percent to 2,169 from the previous week's 2,756.8. Interest rates, excluding fees, on 30-year fixed-rate mortgages, the home loan held by most Americans, averaged 6.22 percent, unchanged from the prior week.

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:29 AM

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:31 AM

canadian bashing here, or what? :mellow:
'patriot' is formed with 'patria' and 'idiot'

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:34 AM

No politics!

That being said, I like it here in Canada. Quirky gummit regs. High taxes. But a safe, friendly, humane country whose heart is in the right place. Canadians may not have quite the same standard of living as in the US, but at least they haven't borrowed their way to hell.

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:37 AM

GOLD BREAKOUT!

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:40 AM

HOLY CRAP...look at Gold

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:42 AM

GOLD BREAKOUT!

would be good timing if gold could hold today's gains - bloomberg tv going to do a spot (sorry) on gold tomorrow morning. Bring on the riverboaters!

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:45 AM

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:47 AM

canadian bashing here, or what?  <_<

No Canada bashing, fxfox. In all probability, the source of the new Canadian rule is the U.S., which requires all 'visa waiver' countries (including Canada and EU countries) to implement biometric passports by 26 OCT 2004.
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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:57 AM

canadian bashing here, or what?  <_<

No Canada bashing, fxfox. In all probability, the source of the new Canadian rule is the U.S., which requires all 'visa waiver' countries (including Canada and EU countries) to implement biometric passports by 26 OCT 2004.

they will shit in their pants when they see me with my glasseye and no smile on my face!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
'patriot' is formed with 'patria' and 'idiot'

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 08:59 AM

Nice move up in GOLD

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