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#16 MyGoldenStool

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:14 AM

For what it's worth, SSRI, PAAS, NGAS, and REDF all sporting "Shares Restricted symbol on Wattahose.

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:27 AM

TwoScrews, you are quoting HRFF out of context.

Why don't you just use a lawyer's refrain: "It DEPENDS...."? or, pleading the alternative: "On the ONE hand......on the UDDER hand."?

TwoScrews, quoting out of context is an act of hostility, not to mention, recklessness.

And what do you mock thereby TwoScrews? Ambivalence? Surely such a charge cannot be laid against thee with thy anti-statist verities! Uncertainty re the future?
Thou art bereft of that! Why, we've been inFURmed of a mASSive rally, have we SNOT?
What, then? Pray, tell! TwoScrews!


Shame, TwoScrews!

SHAME!!!

meanwhile, The BARE is having Igor, his erstwhile laboratory ASSistant, prepare a lengthy list of HRFF's "qualifications", for the quite unsatisfied MH.
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
"Bob I am" at a political gathering, to HRFF, 9-29-04

"Are YOU C.I.A.???"
"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

Lead singer of the rock band KISS to HRFF at a luggage carousel at SeaTac airport circa 1996

"Unlike you, I use words people can understand." Doc

"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

"What about your replacements? the Children. What do we tell them when the whole thing caves in?" HyperTiger

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:30 AM

from barfing.com: 2nd time since the blackout they've referred to CPST as a fuel cell company. Not sure if WSJ made the same mistake, haven't seen the article. Anyway, nothing like good funnymental research.

07:50 ET Blackouts raise interest in alternative energy -- WSJ : A WSJ article explores the alternative energy debate, including fuel cells. Major players, including GM and Dow Chemical, are getting in on the action. While many of the companies that supply the alternative gear are small and not-yet profitable, the blackouts have focused attention on their capabilities... Fuel cell stocks mentioned: CPST, PLUG.

#19 BAREister

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:31 AM

They're laying off people in Seattle's mASSive health care complex, and it's beginning to get in the paperz.

Down we go.

Gosh. Those consumer confidence nos. are going to be up FUR The Shrub.

Why, HRFF is CERTAIN of it in this BAD NEWS IS REALLY, AFTER ALL, GOOD NEWS FUR STOCKS AND THE ECONOMY (by the time the spinmeisters get through with it).
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
"Bob I am" at a political gathering, to HRFF, 9-29-04

"Are YOU C.I.A.???"
"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

Lead singer of the rock band KISS to HRFF at a luggage carousel at SeaTac airport circa 1996

"Unlike you, I use words people can understand." Doc

"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

"What about your replacements? the Children. What do we tell them when the whole thing caves in?" HyperTiger

#20 ChainGangOf22

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:34 AM

Mousey,

My thoughts and prayers are with you and your dad. I hope he recovers soon.

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:38 AM

Mousey,

My thoughts and prayers are with you and your dad. I hope he recovers soon.

Same from me mousey. You are in our thoughts and prayers.

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:44 AM

It is very rare, at least in my experience, to see a mkt so divorced from the economic landscape and the out side markets. Something has to give.
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:47 AM

"The Markets Can Stay Irrational Longer Than You Can Stay Solvent" - John Maynard Keynes

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:49 AM

I'm not believing in this boner open. da boyz had the whole week-end to plan a jam in the face of a whole week-end of bad news. B)

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:49 AM

New all time high for Lowe's (LOW).

The bubble lives........
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#26 Stoolander

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:50 AM

VIX below 20, VXN below 30.

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:53 AM

"The Markets Can Stay Irrational Longer Than You Can Stay Solvent" - John Maynard Keynes

one of the best and truest statements ever made by an economist.
'patriot' is formed with 'patria' and 'idiot'

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 10:02 AM

Temporary Open Market Operations 08/18/2003
Maturity Date 08/21/2003
Delivery Date 08/18/2003
The Desk has entered the market announcing: 3-Day RP

Temporary Operations Statistics
Treasury
Collateral
Operation Agency
Collateral
Operation Mortgage-Backed
Collateral
Operation
Weighted Average Rate
0.982 1.022 1.030
Stop Out Rate (Lowest Rate Accepted) 0.960 1.020 1.030
Highest Rate Submitted 1.000 1.030 1.030
Lowest Rate Submitted 0.900 0.920 0.950
Total Propostions Submitted (In $Bil.) 20.950 14.950 5.900
Total Propositions Accepted (In $Bil.) 10.100 1.700 0.200

Total Money Value of Operation (In $Bil.) 12

#29 SkiddMarket

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 10:03 AM

Mousey- best to your family. My prayers are with you.

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 10:06 AM

Temporary Open Market Operations 08/18/2003
Maturity Date 08/21/2003
Delivery Date 08/18/2003
The Desk has entered the market announcing: 3-Day RP

Temporary Operations Statistics
Treasury
Collateral
Operation Agency
Collateral
Operation Mortgage-Backed
Collateral
Operation
Weighted Average Rate
0.982 1.022 1.030
Stop Out Rate (Lowest Rate Accepted) 0.960 1.020 1.030
Highest Rate Submitted 1.000 1.030 1.030
Lowest Rate Submitted 0.900 0.920 0.950
Total Propostions Submitted (In $Bil.) 20.950 14.950 5.900
Total Propositions Accepted (In $Bil.) 10.100 1.700 0.200

Total Money Value of Operation (In $Bil.) 12

Looks like the Fed may be back to putting the pedel to the medel with the liquidity.
20 billion Friday and 12 today so far. Hmm





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