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Posted 18 August 2003 - 06:35 AM

. . . received by yours truly via snail mail last week:

Dear DAVID:

Congratulations! Because of your continued loyalty and excellent payment history, we have increased the credit line on your Sony Platinum Select® Card from Citi® account to $8,250.

You didn't ask for this credit line increase, you earned it. And it's our way of thanking you for being a valued customer.

With your increased buying power, now is the perfect time to go on that family vacation. Furnish your home. Buy those new golf clubs . . .


What about using it to buy more rat and mouse toys? Or maybe even opening a big(ger) rat and mouse sanctuary with it?

Once again is demonstrated the value of the old Zen proverb less is more - it's been more than seven years since I last used the card. :)

#2 Bird D Durr

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 07:48 AM

Glad,

LESS IS MORE.................A great message....................Brings me back to my favorite long forgotten TV program, The Waltons..........................

One phone.....miles aways...............no fax.............no beeper..............no e-mail....................families eating together...............families together...................

A better time...................A better place.................

Happy Trading This Week.........................

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 08:01 AM

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I ask that everyone send their prayers to Mousey Dung and family, whose father is gravely ill.

Mousey, our hearts are with you.

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 08:11 AM

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 08:18 AM

It's getting tiresome. But "Mister Ten" the T-note and crude oil are both acting up again, after an unwonted spell of better behavior late last week.

Meanwhile Mr. Marke doesn't seem to care. What a bunch of psychos ...
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Posted 18 August 2003 - 08:35 AM

Stoolies-

I ask that everyone send their prayers to Mousey Dung and family, whose father is gravely ill.

Mousey, our hearts are with you.

Doc

Thinking of you, Mousey.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#7 GregFokker

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 08:43 AM

Gold is getting clocked before my eyes.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 18 August 2003 - 08:46 AM

Stoolies-

I ask that everyone send their prayers to Mousey Dung and family, whose father is gravely ill.

Mousey, our hearts are with you.

Doc

Mousey,

Wishing the best for you and your family.

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 08:49 AM

Stoolies-

I ask that everyone send their prayers to Mousey Dung and family, whose father is gravely ill.

Mousey, our hearts are with you.

Doc

Thinking of you, Mousey.

Same here.

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 08:50 AM

Bull market will always shake out the participants, and go up with the least on board.

If you look at a monthly chart of the HUI, you will see a symmetrical pattern, and you should expect a very fast, sharp move to the downside back to the 155-160 breakout area before the index reverses again and blows out to new highs.

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 08:53 AM

Back to the spring pattern of a dollar jam and a gold slam to set the stage for a SM prop.

The depth of this one indicates a higher than usual level of concern among da boyz, is my read on the situation.

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 08:58 AM

IBM Reportedly Laying Off Hundreds
ESSEX JUNCTION, Vt. --
Top computer hardware maker IBM, reeling from a drop-off in business, is laying off hundreds of employees to cut costs, according to media reports Monday.

http://www.heraldtri...8/APF/308180638

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 08:59 AM

Bull market will always shake out the participants, and go up with the least on board.

If you look at a monthly chart of the HUI, you will see a symmetrical pattern, and you should expect a very fast, sharp move to the downside back to the 155-160 breakout area before the index reverses again and blows out to new highs.

Buy all dips.

Just what I'm waiting for. Thanks. :)

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:04 AM

More on IBM

IBM also said it would require about 3,000 executive and support employees to take one unpaid week of leave during the current quarter.

http://biz.yahoo.com...tech_ibm_1.html

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Posted 18 August 2003 - 09:05 AM

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