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#31 rog

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:34 AM

Gold just got hammered for $3 in 3 minutes. Bouncing back so far.

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:35 AM

IRS expands tax breaks for home sellers.

They are helping sir cutsalot, since he doesn't have many more points to give without turning Japanese.

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:35 AM

Could anyone please tell me what the futures were at this A.M? I'm half asleep, and missed them. Tanks. :) :blink:

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:35 AM

Looks like Captain Viagra is trying to rescue QQQ. Nicht gut for ursines.
Of course I'm caustic!

#35 sweefraapp

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:38 AM

futures

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:40 AM

AM Update I'm back.

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:43 AM

More gap than candle on the 1 minute chart. Those fokkerz.

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:44 AM

futures

Tanks alot

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:45 AM

Oops, snap hook in the water. Doc takes a mulligan.

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:46 AM

Who will be Greenie's Colonel Kurtz?

Is their a young lieutenant cruising up the Potomac right now, with a young Laurence Fishburne look-alike private firing up a doober in the back of the boat?

TE, music please.

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"They say they are "unsound."
"And what do you say?"
"I ... don't see any method at all."

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#41 GregFokker

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:47 AM

Who will be Greenie's Colonel Kurtz?

Is their a young lieutenant cruising up the Potomac right now, with a young Laurence Fishburne look-alike private firing up a doober in the back of the boat?

TE, music please.

"What do they say about my methods?"
"They say they are "unsound."
"And what do you say?"
"I ... don't see any method at all."

rr

Never get out of the boat. wingohockingmoyamensinging A!

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#42 DrStool

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:50 AM

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:52 AM

Oooo! Fake me! Fake me hard!

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:52 AM

Today the scammers wipe out the shorts. Bass-o-matic action continues. Beware low volume holiday trading; today is probably the last "trading" day of the YEAR. Do we get a July 5th next Monday?

Inquiring minds want to know. We gotta get Doc's broadband back quickly. Scotty, we need more powerrrrrrrrr....

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Posted 19 December 2002 - 10:56 AM

This should last about 2 more minutes.

LoU- You missed it. I'm back already. Outage lasted 35 minutes. 3 cheers for Adelphia.

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