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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:46 PM

Well, if there ever was a time to pull somebody out of the freezer. . . .

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:47 PM

Well, if there ever was a time to pull somebody out of the freezer. . . .

I'm thinkin' the same thing, Mousey.

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:48 PM

Same way they threatened the boxer, when da boyz told him, "It's not your night to win, kid. Get over it."

"Not my night. Not my night. I coulda beat him Cholly!
I coulda been somebody instead of a bum which. . .lets face it. . . that's what I am."

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:48 PM

Maybe tomorrow's the day we see that 40% gap down on some of the momo faves.

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:49 PM

Crapvision reporting csco's large share buyback helped them make their eps

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:50 PM

Anyone have a current NQ quote?

I only have $NDX data and I also have major shport right where it bounced at 1229 on the $NDX.

Is that holding after-hours or did it fail as well? :blink:
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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:51 PM

AS: agree johnny will be buying, even if he is the only bid. Keep buying johnny, only about 7 odd bil shares outstanding
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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:51 PM

Maybe tomorrow's the day we see that 40% gap down on some of the momo faves.

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:52 PM

HMY is looking good... :grin: Maybe it'll run and bust $13...

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:52 PM

bigsky: yep the same ole song, the one loose louie at ibm perfected. Fast forward a couple of years... Johnny where is all the cash?
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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:55 PM

Probably their CFO...

"During the fourth quarter of fiscal 2003, Cisco repurchased 83 million shares of common stock for an aggregate purchase price of $1.4 billion. For fiscal 2003, Cisco repurchased 424 million shares of common stock for an aggregate purchase price of $6.0 billion."

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Which is exactly how they bearly met the estimates. I wonder what they earned absent they buy backs?

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:56 PM

"Not my night.  Not my night.  I coulda beat him Cholly!
I coulda been somebody instead of a bum which. . .lets face it. . . that's what I am."

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 04:59 PM

SEE-BS-MarketHype STILL has the following large headline:

"CISCO matches Street's goals"

When do they lower that and put up, "Bagholders Get Thrashed in Afterhours"?
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Posted 05 August 2003 - 05:00 PM

we know crisco aint a growth company, what does the company really earn? 25 cents,maybe .30 after they expense all the expenses? So the stock is worth about 7 bucks, but only if they start to pay a nice dividend.

Arne Alsin at RM says it has negative earnings after expensing options, removing the tax break from options, etc.

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 05:00 PM

Share buybacks?

What a collossal error.

Squandering a cash hoard by buying back your stock trading at 50x trailing and 8x sales, when 425 million shares barely makes a dent in the gigantic 7 billion in total float.

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