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#151 GregFokker


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Posted 18 December 2002 - 06:09 PM

Remember Dos 3.0? Apple Integer Basic? Visicalc 3.3? The release of Locksmith 5.0? Choplifter? F.I.D.? Pooyan? Castle Wolfenstein for the Apple ][? Wordperfect 6.0? The release of XModem protocol? VT100P? So many useless recollections...

...A declining spenglerian carnival of Colossaalism united with Inflation where the numbers one through 10 are forever banished as worthless arithmetical detritus from a bygone age... - Beardrech

Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


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Posted 18 December 2002 - 06:20 PM

Thank to Bill Gates.

#153 ArdentGuy


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Posted 18 December 2002 - 06:30 PM

Isn't the delphi of Borland? (database programming joke- heh heh heh- couldn't resist)

Arrrrrrggggg! I got that joke ... but you set me back 5 years in my "I-will-not-be-a-computer-geek" therapy. Now I have an overpowering desire to re-read Douglas Coupland's microserfs. I'm nerding out again!

Arrrrrrggggg! :blink:

#154 depends


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Posted 18 December 2002 - 07:43 PM

Doc, NYCB going to the NYSE


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