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Posted 25 July 2003 - 07:52 PM

Actually, real bears should NOT go over to golden stool. We are generally bullish on gold and gold miners, and are therefore not "real" bears.

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 07:54 PM

What else can I do? The world is awash in bulls. How many true bears are there in the world. Me and six other crazy guys?


You gotta find a cottage in the northwest Doc :D

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 08:01 PM

"Good health and happy marriages follow home ownership on the list of top requirements, drawing 87 percent and 81 percent of votes, respectively."


81% say a happy marriage is necessary....BUTT.....

Forty-seven percent of those surveyed said they have a happy marriage, compared with 62 percent in 1975.


That second car and vacation home appear to be proxies for the good life, as happy marriages don't seem to be providing it.......... no doubt due in large part to arguements about MONEY.........

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 08:02 PM

taunts are outta place ;)

looking at that tokyo photo puts me in the mood for chicken - a thigh and drumstick perhaps :D
Iat least we're all safe for now. thank God we're in a bowling alley.

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 08:04 PM

All I can do is try to differentiate threads between those for bisexual swingers, those for heterosexuals, and those for homosexuals.

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 08:09 PM

Excellent Avatar, Fukui-San!!

Your assignment for the weekend:

Find three Asian Lovlies together in one photo, send it to Anoscope or Phatbubble, so they can pin the names onto them:

"SINA, SOHU, NTES"

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Today was one of the more bizarre days that I can recall in stocks, and thatís saying something in this market. It looked like shorts got spooked that US forces might be closing in on Saddam and could catch him over the weekend and set off a big celebratory rally on Monday. Obviously, catching Saddam wonít do a thing for the economy, and it probably wonít do much for the Iraq quagmire either. But that reality isnít that important to people who like to buy stocks on that sort of news (after all, these are the same people chasing SINA and SOHU). The point is that short covering appeared to spark the move, and then it just fed on itself. Once again, however, as weíve been seeing for a couple weeks now, stocks werenít able to really push higher, as we merely rallied back to just shy of yesterdayís close. The environment looks unchanged to me in that stocks still donít go down very well, but other than a few cyclicals that are being chased at the moment (and gold stocks), they arenít going up either. In fact, there were more new highs yesterday than there were today, as the number of new highs continues to shrink after peaking in early June. If we come back on Monday, and US forces havenít caught up with Saddam over the weekend, then we may see the entire trade get reversed. But we shall seeÖ
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Posted 25 July 2003 - 08:14 PM

Who was buying today?  I thought it would be harder to push the market up if there was a drain.   Were people sellling treasuries and putting the proceeds into the slot market?
Were some of them buying gold and silver too?

thesun still on vaction.

This is just the transferring of shares between the gang of 22 to keep the re-elect bush rally going.

I think it is working very very well.

But, meeting more and more PEOPLE in pain, lost jobs. This will be one amazing act if they can keep this rally going.

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 08:22 PM

"Relatively unchanged is the percentage of people who feel they've attained the good life: 9 percent said they have, a number that has hovered between 6 percent and 11 percent since 1975. Seventy-one percent feel there's a good chance they'll live the good life one day."*
*from tchai's link

stupid sheeple cant even make the CC payment, have consumed their home equity and are rate cut junkies. borrow spend and consume is not the road to the good life. i for one dont have a sufficient level of spirituality to blissfully pass through life as one of the walking dead looking for my next debt fix.

there is a sinister underbelly to the consumption society. it is like a pusher hooking someone and then just giving them enough to keep them from jonesing. the 71% think that they will kick the habit, marry well and live happily everafter. these illusive illusions (too many ills there) are encouraged by the matrix. but, its so much easier to achieve financial and social ectasy, if only fleetingly and on the margin via another refi or rate cut bindle.

almost 3/4rds of the people think they can do it, but consistently less than 10% do... its imparative for the matrix to keep the illusion alive, because the POR/withdrawl for the sheeple could be fatal for some.
Iat least we're all safe for now. thank God we're in a bowling alley.

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 08:22 PM

What's the big deal. They're locked in a trading range. It's called "distribution". That's what Wall Street does. Major distributional trading ranges can last a year or more before they break down. †

Everyone please chill. This market's not starting a new upleg. It's just a trading range. It feels worse because we expected it to break down and it didn't. †So it will go back up, retest the highs or make nominal new ones, and come back down. †Up ... down....breathe in.....breathe out..... wax on.... wax off.... up .... down..... breathe in.....breathe out..... wax on.... wax off

Now, those of you who are hard core bears, please don't pop a gasket. Just don't read this thread. †It benefits no one to send me angry letters telling me to send your money back because of the "idiot bulls" on the message boards. I have no control over that, and I'm not going to kick everybody off with whom I disagree. All I can do is try to differentiate threads between those for bisexual swingers, those for heterosexuals, and those for homosexuals. If you don't like one group or the ohther, don't mingle. Stay off their pages. †It's not segregation it's constructive congregation.

What else can I do? The world is awash in bulls. How many true bears are there in the world. Me and six other crazy guys? True bears should go to Bear Zone Stool, or Stool's Gold, or JRMFL's Safe Harbor, or Look Out Below, instead of reading this thread and making yourselves miserable. †

As soon as I have the time, I'll be setting up Bullstool.com. Some threads will be moved to that board. That's the best solution I can think of.

AMEN, AMEN, AMEN Halleluia, AMEN!!!!

I have been sitting in the bear room many days now, mostly alone.
sorry I don't write much but I am there and I am not botherd by the bulls at all.
I do misssssssss reading my more eloquant bear brothers. but I do not miss the
BULL- shit

I do not understand why the bears who write like the are very smart don't hang out on our thread - Me thinks they must really want someone to argue with, or maybe just have a need to convince /convert a bull or two. I want to be in the minority on that note. the less of us the better, don't need to convince anyone. I want their money too.

NE
Einstein quotes
"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep."

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 08:22 PM

CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES!!!


California Uber Alles"

I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president

Carter power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Now it is 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool neice

Come quitely to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower

Die on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will crack, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
'patriot' is formed with 'patria' and 'idiot'

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 08:35 PM

What's the big deal. They're locked in a trading range. It's called "distribution". That's what Wall Street does. Major distributional trading ranges can last a year or more before they break down. †

Everyone please chill. This market's not starting a new upleg. It's just a trading range. It feels worse because we expected it to break down and it didn't. †So it will go back up, retest the highs or make nominal new ones, and come back down. †Up ... down....breathe in.....breathe out..... wax on.... wax off.... up .... down..... breathe in.....breathe out..... wax on.... wax off

Now, those of you who are hard core bears, please don't pop a gasket. Just don't read this thread. †It benefits no one to send me angry letters telling me to send your money back because of the "idiot bulls" on the message boards. I have no control over that, and I'm not going to kick everybody off with whom I disagree. All I can do is try to differentiate threads between those for bisexual swingers, those for heterosexuals, and those for homosexuals. If you don't like one group or the ohther, don't mingle. Stay off their pages. †It's not segregation it's constructive congregation.

What else can I do? The world is awash in bulls. How many true bears are there in the world. Me and six other crazy guys? True bears should go to Bear Zone Stool, or Stool's Gold, or JRMFL's Safe Harbor, or Look Out Below, instead of reading this thread and making yourselves miserable. †

As soon as I have the time, I'll be setting up Bullstool.com. Some threads will be moved to that board. That's the best solution I can think of.

AMEN, AMEN, AMEN Halleluia, AMEN!!!!

I have been sitting in the bear room many days now, mostly alone.
sorry I don't write much but I am there and I am not botherd by the bulls at all.
I do misssssssss reading my more eloquant bear brothers. but I do not miss the
BULL- shit

I do not understand why the bears who write like the are very smart don't hang out on our thread - Me thinks they must really want someone to argue with, or maybe just have a need to convince /convert a bull or two. I want to be in the minority on that note. the less of us the better, don't need to convince anyone. I want their money too.

NE

I think too many here have been blinded by the bear rants as to the risks to the upside. I refuse to hang on a one-sided thread- I wanna hear everyone's opinion, cuz I'm ABSOLUTELY SURE there are no perma-bulls on this site. I appreciate windy's warnings- he's saved me a lot of pain- I think he sees through the matrix's misdirection better than almost anyone here.

Thanks, Mark!

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 08:38 PM

I would like to learn how to post charts from bigcharts and or Quote . what/who/where is a resource
Einstein quotes
"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep."

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 08:47 PM

What's the big deal. They're locked in a trading range. It's called "distribution". That's what Wall Street does. Major distributional trading ranges can last a year or more before they break down. †

Everyone please chill. This market's not starting a new upleg. It's just a trading range. It feels worse because we expected it to break down and it didn't. †So it will go back up, retest the highs or make nominal new ones, and come back down. †Up ... down....breathe in.....breathe out..... wax on.... wax off.... up .... down..... breathe in.....breathe out..... wax on.... wax off

Now, those of you who are hard core bears, please don't pop a gasket. Just don't read this thread. †It benefits no one to send me angry letters telling me to send your money back because of the "idiot bulls" on the message boards. I have no control over that, and I'm not going to kick everybody off with whom I disagree. All I can do is try to differentiate threads between those for bisexual swingers, those for heterosexuals, and those for homosexuals. If you don't like one group or the ohther, don't mingle. Stay off their pages. †It's not segregation it's constructive congregation.

What else can I do? The world is awash in bulls. How many true bears are there in the world. Me and six other crazy guys? True bears should go to Bear Zone Stool, or Stool's Gold, or JRMFL's Safe Harbor, or Look Out Below, instead of reading this thread and making yourselves miserable. †

As soon as I have the time, I'll be setting up Bullstool.com. Some threads will be moved to that board. That's the best solution I can think of.

AMEN, AMEN, AMEN Halleluia, AMEN!!!!

I have been sitting in the bear room many days now, mostly alone.
sorry I don't write much but I am there and I am not botherd by the bulls at all.
I do misssssssss reading my more eloquant bear brothers. but I do not miss the
BULL- shit

I do not understand why the bears who write like the are very smart don't hang out on our thread - Me thinks they must really want someone to argue with, or maybe just have a need to convince /convert a bull or two. I want to be in the minority on that note. the less of us the better, don't need to convince anyone. I want their money too.

NE

I started over on the Bear Zone because, if I had to make the declaration as to whether I am a Bear, the answer is YES...that being said, Bear Market Rallies do exist and not only do I want to hear what others see, I NEED to hear it. Moreover, I had indicated that I was Long PM's and Short the DOW via Puts....It was later published to take the PM's to the Golden Stool....today, I noticed all the talk about PM's on Bear Zone. <_<

In my mind, there are few, if any, Bulls that reside at the Stool....but there are some great minds that see and know how to take advantage of a Rally.

The argument for a serious decline is not only compelling, it is quite evident....but that doesn't mean that some coin can't be made prior to the fall...

PEACE!

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 08:48 PM

What else can I do? The world is awash in bulls. How many true bears are there in the world. Me and six other crazy guys? True bears should go to Bear Zone Stool, or Stool's Gold, or JRMFL's Safe Harbor, or Look Out Below, instead of reading this thread and making yourselves miserable.

Doc:

That's a very good suggestion for a lot of people here.





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