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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:41 PM

Mark, thanks to you, I think I know what I want on my tombstone.

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Thats a good one too! :blink:

Decisions, decisions. . .

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:42 PM

Underwater Bondholders will be buying INTC tomorrow, to collect the .33% dividend yield and cashing in on the expected move to $70/share and beyond.
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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:44 PM

Mark, thanks to you, I think I know what I want on my tombstone.

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:lol: :lol:

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:45 PM

MSFT also on fire. The DOW will get a boost tomorrow.

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:46 PM

Nasty AH indicator up ten:

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:47 PM

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:49 PM

Mark, thanks to you, I think I know what I want on my tombstone.

                                             Mousey Dung
                                               1809-1849
                                          "Met Expectations"

:lol: :lol:

Strikerm3 tanks a lot for the pm. Will see what happens.

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:49 PM

Top mover in the AfterHours:

ULBI, up 25%, after being up 14% today.

An Energizer Battery Screamer.

Bull Market in Concept Stocks continues.
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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:50 PM

Mousey Dung
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:lol:
This is going to be fun tonight. I love a good riff.

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:50 PM

spy's BAREly budged...up only .17

lettuce c what the morrow bringz, shall we?

MSFT on FUR??? BigChartz shows it up .24 after having dropped .47...
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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:51 PM

From IDS:

"WAG: INTC gap ups in the morning to form a HUGE island bottom. J/K, it can't be possible....no fricking way."

Whatever I think is impossible is what I should trade.

Long PDLI this morning, it's my only holding.

This is mind-boggling.

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:52 PM

I've got one word for all these earnings reports effect on market:

MEANINGLESS

couldn't agree more, all meaningless shit.

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:52 PM

BARE knows what HE wantz on HIZ tombstone: a carving of a PARKING METER with the "EXPIRED" sign showing! lolol

If they won't go FUR that, well, then, the inscription on the tombstone from the cemetery in KEY WEST, FL will do:

"I TOLD you I was SICK!!!"
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
"Bob I am" at a political gathering, to HRFF, 9-29-04

"Are YOU C.I.A.???"
"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

Lead singer of the rock band KISS to HRFF at a luggage carousel at SeaTac airport circa 1996

"Unlike you, I use words people can understand." Doc

"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

"What about your replacements? the Children. What do we tell them when the whole thing caves in?" HyperTiger

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:53 PM

Cody Willard: "Intel - Very solid #s and guidance... Motorola - Decent #s with terrible guidance... Lucent - confirms that wireless infra is still terrible biz... AMCC - Solid... RFMD - Weak revs and guidance... S - sells Credit card biz for bukos dolares."

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:54 PM

*DJ Intel CFO: Not Seeing Corporate IT Budgets Improving>INTC

*DJ Intel CFO Sees Normal 3Q Off Better Than Expected 2Q





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