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#1 wndysrf

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 03:09 PM

The financial markets have spun completely out of control, with derivative programs running amok.

We are in uncharted territory, where ANYTHING can happen.

Bonds were crushed, gold was crushed, yet Riverboater stocks like the Supermodels hit all time highs.

The Nasdaq could go to 2,500, gold could go to $250, and the 10-year Treasury could go to 5%. The U.S. Peso could make new highs against all currencies.

Nothing makes sense, because the derivatives market controls the Arena, and the Program Robots are all hot wired to the derivative models.

So things could completely and totally spiral out of control in any direction, up or down.

And, to top it off, its Scam Week.

I will be looking out for a massive futures spike at 3:00am. Al Green has a perfect record of jamming the markets the day after he speaks in order to salvage his reputation.

What a country. Financial speculation at its finest.
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#2 TheMotleyStool

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:01 PM

GE's bad news on Friday after the close sent the market soaring on Monday. Will INTC do the same tonight?

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:02 PM

Here's a tune that needs lyrics...

"MIR unplugged"

Her hair is Harlow gold,
Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll turn her music on
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow
She got Bette Davis eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo Stand off sighs,
she's got Bette Davis eyes

She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got Bette Davis eyes
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come out blue
She's got Bette Davis eyes

She'll expose you
When she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She's ferocious
And she knows just what it Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys Think she's a spy,
she's got Bette Davis eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys Think she's a spy,
she's got Bette Davis eyes

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:07 PM

we are not the world anymore. and the table is tilting, there are sellers out there in size.

we may or may not bounce, but we're heading down.

gold is fine and will be far higher by years end.

imo, long is wrong til august.

#5 machinehead

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:10 PM

Here's a cool site if you're into accounting screens (fundie stuff):

http://www.valuedog.com

"we sniff out value and then roll in it"
"GOLD -- it's not just for misers anymore."

"Dollahs -- fire-starters for the K-wave winter." - Drano

"Three humps and a dump." - anotherone, 21 SEP 2004

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#6 phatbubble

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:18 PM

I will be looking out for a massive futures spike at 3:00am.

come on, that's just conspiracy talk.

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Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. You are the eventuality of an internal anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
You haven't answered my question.
Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

#7 DrStool

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:19 PM

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#8 wndysrf

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:26 PM

No 3:00am jam needed.

INTC blows past estimates, raises guidance, Nasdaq AfterMarket is on fire.
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#9 BartTheBear

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:27 PM

INTC guides up revs for Q3.


oops...oh well...

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:31 PM

DJ INTC Upside Earnings Alert: 2Q 14c; First Call 13c

Good ol' beats by a penny BS

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:34 PM

I've got one word for all these earnings reports effect on market:

MEANINGLESS

#12 machinehead

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:34 PM

The fix is in. To infinity-squared ... and beyond!

Presumably tomorrow's 8:30 a.m. CPI will be "no problem," since any number is a good number now.

"Your account has no preset spending limit, Mr. CPI," as Uncle Al said today.
"GOLD -- it's not just for misers anymore."

"Dollahs -- fire-starters for the K-wave winter." - Drano

"Three humps and a dump." - anotherone, 21 SEP 2004

"No gold was harmed in the making of this movie." - Bizarro Greenspan

[i]"Da Track. Da place where Morons bet on Animals Controlled by Criminals."
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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:34 PM

Mark, thanks to you, I think I know what I want on my tombstone.

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#14 machinehead

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:38 PM

Mark, thanks to you, I think I know what I want on my tombstone.

Mousey Dung
1809-1849
"Beaten by a Penny" :P
"GOLD -- it's not just for misers anymore."

"Dollahs -- fire-starters for the K-wave winter." - Drano

"Three humps and a dump." - anotherone, 21 SEP 2004

"No gold was harmed in the making of this movie." - Bizarro Greenspan

[i]"Da Track. Da place where Morons bet on Animals Controlled by Criminals."
- our jickiss

#15 PileDriver

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Posted 15 July 2003 - 04:39 PM

...and one more thing:

SELL into it as fast as possible before the crowd does. :lol:





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