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#31 RockLedge

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:41 PM

Funny,.. it was all eyes on Yahoo until about 10 mins. ago... Oh I get it now. B)

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:43 PM

rock ledge: time to move on.... we have more positive news over on aisle 3
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:43 PM

Yahoo's results, however, did not meet the most optimistic earnings projection of 9 cents per share.

There it is. Didn't meet the 'whisper number.'

Off with their muppet-mopped heads! :lol:
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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:44 PM

Its official.

Google is going public with an IPO.

Anybody venture to guess how that stock will trade?

$20 - $250 in 4 trading days, is my guess.

Your funny Mark.
NONE of what I type, should be taken as financial advice.

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So have a good drown, as you go down, alone
Dragged down by the stone.


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#35 soup

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:44 PM

of course the spin zone will commence any minute ( con call, where only pre selected questions and shills are allowed)
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:45 PM

But wait! There's more!

Hear Bozo pull a stick save out of his butt at the 5:00 conference call!

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:46 PM

german e-woofer Onischka had NDX target at 1308, then starting downmove to 950 and maybe belwo, todays high was 1307.

ok, we sell off after hours, now we will see if we get the 3 am ramp job, just right to the european open. Possible, but not sure. Everyone and his brother had DAX 3440 as target, till now high was 3362, so if they sell it off tomorrow, most would be fornicateed and since market tries to take money from the most people...........
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#38 Old Habits

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:48 PM

OOPS, Looks like YHOO just hit a bump.

All day on Crapvision we heard that Chambers @ CSCO said " we expect IT spending to increase in 2-4 months."

Yahoo finance put out a link that Chambers was misquoted, he actually said "IT spending would resume 2-4 months AFTER companies believed their business was getting better." He has NOT changed his outlook.

Crapvision never recanted, what a bunch of crooks.

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:48 PM

SINA up 11% today, gapping up again AH, unfazed by YHOO selloff.

Incredible!!!
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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:50 PM

rock ledge: time to move on.... we have more positive news over on aisle 3

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.."

Bulls have to buy this dip... MO MO can't stop here.. not at this stage.

#41 Grand Poopercycle

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:50 PM

Look at Yeehaw's cash from operations and free cash flow figgers,
especially via taking six months #'s and backing out 2Q's to get 1Q's
and then comparing 2Q v. 1Q sequentially-apparantly a wall was hit
at some point(#'s in press release cited by Mousey).

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:51 PM

Nasdaq AH indicator craters.

Some folks just can't be satisfied.

If the bond is heading up then something should give way next week. Maybe Mr. Burn Your house down will everything until he drops dead.

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:51 PM

german e-woofer Onischka had NDX target at 1308, then starting downmove to 950 and maybe belwo, todays high was 1307.

That was an amazing call. He called this entire rally from October including turns.
Too bad I didn't pay much attention.

BTW, it was Yahoo's earnings that ignited this bull in October.
Let's see if reverse can happen

#44 machinehead

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:52 PM

Nasty AH is on the mend already

http://dynamic.nasda...cator_after.stm

Look at the bright side :D
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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:53 PM

of course the spin zone will commence any minute ( con call, where only pre selected questions and shills are allowed)

Yahoo Posts Higher Net, Raises Guidance
Wed July 9, 2003 04:46 PM ET
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Internet media company Yahoo Inc. YHOO.O posted a higher quarterly profit on Wednesday, boosted by growing strength in online advertising and its fee-based services, and it raised its guidance for the year.
Yahoo reported a net profit of $50.8 million, or 8 cents per share, for the second quarter, compared with a year-earlier profit of $21.4 million, or 3 cents per share. Revenue rose to $321.4 million from $225.8 million a year earlier.

anal cysts surveyed by Reuters Research were expecting earnings of 8 cents per share on revenue of $313.3 million.

The company said it now expects revenue of $318 million to $338 million for the third quarter and $1.26 billion to $1.31 billion for the year.

anal cysts had expected revenue of $325.5 million for the third quarter and $1.28 billion for the year, according to Reuters Research.

Yahoo shares closed at $35.29, up 19 cents, on Nasdaq, before falling to $34.15 in after-hours trade as the news was released.

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