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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:26 PM

machine: at 77 bucks , what a freaking bargain!
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:27 PM

wag:   yhoo beats ( por forma of course)  trades higher AH, then pukes in the morning.   Just a guess

Mr. Burn your house down says buy the crap

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:32 PM

they are calling for yahoo to earn 1.28 bil, the freaking mkt cap is 22+ bil. Hello??????

EARN? or REVENUES of 1.2 bil?

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:32 PM

Yahoo sh*t the bed

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:32 PM

i wrote a piece yesterday here about trading forex. I got several replies via pm but unfortunately delted them by accidnet this morning. Two stoolies pm'd me again, but some didnt. So i want to ask if there is any interest in well managed forex accounts out there? If yes, you can send me a PM or email any time.

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:33 PM

EARN? or REVENUES of 1.2 bil?

Revenue

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:34 PM

Yahoo Q2 revs $321.4 mln vs. $225.8 mln
Yahoo Q2 earns 8c vs. earns 3c
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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:35 PM

Yahoo Report

Business Wire Press Release

http://biz.yahoo.com...09/95583_1.html

Reuters

http://biz.yahoo.com...oo_earns_1.html

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:37 PM

revenues. Sorry. Looks like they did not beat? jeese , can not even beat using pro forma numbers?
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:37 PM

Nasdaq AH indicator craters.

Some folks just can't be satisfied.
"GOLD -- it's not just for misers anymore."

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:38 PM

Its official.

Google is going public with an IPO.

Anybody venture to guess how that stock will trade?

$20 - $250 in 4 trading days, is my guess.
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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:39 PM

NEW YORK (Dow Jones)--Genentech Inc. (DNA) shares inched lower in late trading Wednesday after the company missed Wall Street's second-quarter profit target by a penny.

The biotech company, which makes Rituxan, a non-Hodgkins lymphoma drug, reported second-quarter earnings of 25 cents a share, versus a loss of 41 cents a share in last year's comparable quarter. Thomson First Call's consensus estimate was 26 cents a share.

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:39 PM

Nasdaq AH indicator craters.

Some folks just can't be satisfied.

savages are fickle

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:39 PM

Nasdaq AH indicator craters.

Some folks just can't be satisfied.

AND. . .

Sell The History It Is!

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Posted 09 July 2003 - 04:40 PM

Someone asked what a shill is? Take a read through the SeeBS Markethype study in bias and obfuscation. Why does the market even follow a POS like YHOO?

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS.MW) -- Yahoo said late Wednesday that second-quarter earnings grew to $50.8 million, or 8 cents per share, up from $16.48 million, or 3 cents per share, in the same period a year ago. anal cysts expected Yahoo to earn 8 cents. Yahoo also reported quarterly sales of $321 million, up from $225.7 million in the year-ago period, and better than the consensus estimate of $314 million. Yahoo's results, however, did not meet the most optimistic earnings projection of 9 cents per share. Yahoo barely topped the most optimistic sales forecast of $320 million. Shares of Yahoo rose 19 cents to $35.29 in regular trading. Yahoo fell to $34.05 in after-hours action

Unfreaking real. In my little fantasy world, liars would be summarily executed.

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Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty






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