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#211 Hypertiger

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Posted 22 June 2003 - 11:55 PM

Just before the "final crash" everyone will be converted...If that is their MO...Once the computer models keep coming up with doomsday as the answer to what to do next week they will go into fullblown lie mode to suck the last drop out... Because once the death sprial becomes unstoppable we are headed for Constitutional suspension and emergency powers...

The first deflationary shockwave or maxout event happened in 2000... the price of a PIII 1GHz processor was $1945 Canadian now a 3GHz processor is $675 Canadian or 1/3 the cost... What would you need a 3GHz proscessor for? 3D gameing... a 1 GHz processor is under $100 Canadian...

A brand new full system from DELL is what? $534 Canadian if you aren't into 3D first person shooters...

Remember Christmas? the worst since 1970...

Whitecollar unemployment...worse then the 80's

And so on...We have seen nothing yet.

The tech boom is over...It's not coming back. The new economy started in 1971 is DOA...

We could even be in the last gasp... Inflate debt at all costs or die...

Do or die...
"We are completely dependant on the commercial banks. Someone has to borrow every dollar we have in circulation, cash or credit. If the banks create ample synthetic money (at the request of the consumer) we are prosperous; if not, we starve. We are absolutely without a permanent money system.... It is the most important subject intelligent persons can investigate and reflect upon. It is so important that our present civilization may collapse unless it becomes widely understood and the defects remedied very soon." --Robert H. Hemphill, Atlanta Federal Reserve Bank,1938...

#212 Metamucil

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Posted 22 June 2003 - 11:56 PM

Perfect bullish sentiment in US and Europe.....but maybe not in Japan :P


"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully"____George W. Bush, 7/29/2000

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Posted 22 June 2003 - 11:57 PM

All right, Dr. Greenspew,
I'm ready for my infusion...

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#214 RockLedge

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Posted 22 June 2003 - 11:58 PM

Many tanks....This little one was not planned and my wife and I were rather unsure of what to think or do....we have an 18, 17 8 1/2 and a newbie....she's beautiful and she is a gift.....the Market is a game and she is the real deal....Best to all of you.

Congrats!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's what I'm talking bout.... B)

http://www.quasimodo...ews.php?id=1856

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#215 RockLedge

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 12:01 AM

All right, Dr. Greenspew,
I'm ready for my infusion...

Ummmm, I don't know if that's going to be enough.

Might need to add some juice to the private area :blink:

#216 tpark

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 12:03 AM

Well Stoolies....I have added a new little Stoolie to "The Family".......a little girl...8 lbs. 12 oz....she's awesome but Misses Crooked had some complications....gonna be okay in a few days.....Could you all welcome her in with a NASTY DOWN MONDAY and teach her the finer things in life!

Congrats - glad to hear things are going to be OK.

I figure that kids are great, except when they're not :)

#217 crooked_analyst

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 12:05 AM

Congrats!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's what I'm talking bout.... B)

http://www.quasimodo...ews.php?id=1856

(From Ms Sherlock Online, a very quiet Stoolie)

Rock....

You just brought a big ol' smile to my face.....thanks.

#218 crooked_analyst

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 12:08 AM

I just read the replies from you guys to my wife...you all brought tears to her eyes and she just understood why I'm a Stoolie...much appreciation to you all....it's awsome to be on the right side of the tracks when the wrong side looks Sooooo attractive.

#219 RockLedge

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 12:18 AM

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Here's what I'm talking bout.... B)

http://www.quasimodo...ews.php?id=1856

(From Ms Sherlock Online, a very quiet Stoolie)

Rock....

You just brought a big ol' smile to my face.....thanks.

Go to bed, get some sleep. :)

The stock spent 3 months hammering out a bottom @ the doolar area.

Maybe.. just maybe 1 more rinse, but I doubt it. Friday it kept it's forehead against that trendline.

#220 morass

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 12:40 AM

If HyperTiger is correct, we might soon have people trying to get arrested in order to get free room and board.

Too late. This has been happening for years. Part of reason for high recidivism.
On a happy note, the Gov. going belly up may put a crimp in the absurd practice of putting anyone (who canít afford a good attorney) in prison for putting certain unsanctioned substances in their body.

#221 Takachi

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 12:57 AM

Many tanks....This little one was not planned and my wife and I were rather unsure of what to think or do....we have an 18, 17 8 1/2 and a newbie....she's beautiful and she is a gift.....the Market is a game and she is the real deal....Best to all of you.

Congrats Crooked

What a joy to have come in your life :D :D :D

#222 Metamucil

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 01:08 AM

Crooked.....congratulations!

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#223 longOnUranus

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 05:31 AM

Where is everyone? Moved from starboard to port. Overall, less people on the boat to tip it, though. Sailing too risky.

That's how The Bear works: raise the risks by robbing the bulls (2000-2003), while intermittently headfaking to rob the bears, like now. Overall less cruise money.

Then create ennui and discontent. Cut the casino payout to 30%. Get the dinner show entertainment from Star Search. Quit serving prunes. Forget the seat covers on the nudist cruises. Throw in a few SARS and infectious diarrhea cases. Have terrorists blow up the engine room. The list goes on.

The Bear will end following a period of great ennui, which we are not at yet. The current ennui is not the river, storm or waterfall yet to come, but basically sailing in calm seas. At the bear bottom, we will be in puddle water, going nowhere, just gradually drying up.

It saddens me to think about Stool and some other (less) stimulating sites, once the cruise line bankrupts. But there is always a bull market somewhere, to attract bulls and bears alike. I'm sure Stool can evolve as the market bottoms. We've got a few more years, I'm afraid.

Even at lower levels, the US % moves will be there. Along with hard-core investors/speculators, grabbing for profits amongst each other as the public opts out. Not any easy trading environment by any stretch, at least at the NYSE.

But who knows? The criminals are devious. They are inventing tools to treat commodities, foreign indexes, even the weather, as equities (I still get a yuck about weather futures).

Yup, there will always be a market, somewhere.

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Posted 23 June 2003 - 06:39 AM

Many tanks....This little one was not planned and my wife and I were rather unsure of what to think or do....we have an 18, 17 8 1/2 and a newbie....she's beautiful and she is a gift.....the Market is a game and she is the real deal....Best to all of you.

big congrats crooked. and best wishes for ms crooked healing up....and everyone getting plenty of sleep. :)
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Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.





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