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#1 bubbadropping


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Posted 15 December 2002 - 02:19 PM

Time for me to begin bowel averaging into BEARX and accumulating metals. Silver has great room for climb, could make for excellent StairMaster-buns-of-steel trade into first quarter of coming year. Writing is now on Wall. Cheat Street has fronted all the usuals for this bounce but Adam Hamilton is my man, he has called this sick psychosis nearly every step of the way and he is looking for the coming deluge soon enough. I might remind the diehards that he was long in October and in late July. Imagine the scrapping of earnings shilling after the next terrible leg down. This bear leg incidentally is one from the hind quarters of the enraged Kodiak. Those still clutching the fur on the way down will be hosed off by a gigantic and massively propulsive Urine stream. The Bear Bladder is full and in serious need of discharge. At the very bottom, when hosing is complete and remaining participants are dyed yellow and nearly drowned, an enormous evacuation of steaming Bear shit will inundate the remaining Kudlows and Cramers. A Guatemalan Mud Slide from which few will escape. If at this bottom, more and more companies begin dislodging from the earnings game what will then be the future of Carneys like CrapVision? D. Faber can go back to work as a caddy at the all white club in Westchester. Mark Haines can finally slide his lipids down the inside of a bottle of Johnny Walker. L.LaRouche can come out of the closet and begin advertising fulltime in the back of the Village Voice for S&M clients. A. Cashin can surrender the daily bump and grind and suspend himself in Leslies dungeon for a healthy quota of daily punishment. Who is the red headed trowl that does the insomnia hour? She'll end up doing laundry for the Philadelphia Eagles, anything to just get inside the dressing room post game and entertain her ultimate fantasy; to become the b.j. queen for the NFL's most powerful defensive line. After trash mouthing for years this is her true karma.

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Posted 15 December 2002 - 03:45 PM

Maria Bartiromo and Michelle Caruso Cabrera will be doing late night infomercials for breast reduction surgery.

Al Green will be dislodged from his perch, strapped to the lethal injection table, and later mummified with that gaping, fly catching mouth stuck in the open position.

Andrea will eventually hook up with Mick Jagger and escape to Europe.

The lovely and delectable Emma Crosby will be rescued by Carson Palmer, move to Los Angeles, only to be corrupted and polluted from the Hollywood culture.

Catherine Yang from Bloomberg will be leveraging her crushed velvet interior to obtain a life of riches from the top precious metals dealer.

Oh, oh, the final chapter of Wall Struck will be a sight to see!!!
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#3 Flaming Turds

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Posted 15 December 2002 - 04:06 PM

Oh the humanity....LMAO

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Posted 15 December 2002 - 04:47 PM

Tears of Joy and awe... There is a possibility that this could be it, the finisher offer. the blow up in the face event. how many lashes does it take...
"We are completely dependant on the commercial banks. Someone has to borrow every dollar we have in circulation, cash or credit. If the banks create ample synthetic money (at the request of the consumer) we are prosperous; if not, we starve. We are absolutely without a permanent money system.... It is the most important subject intelligent persons can investigate and reflect upon. It is so important that our present civilization may collapse unless it becomes widely understood and the defects remedied very soon." --Robert H. Hemphill, Atlanta Federal Reserve Bank,1938...

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Posted 15 December 2002 - 04:49 PM

Buddha, have you been studying compostition and syntax from Breadrech? Thats a good thing!

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Posted 15 December 2002 - 09:15 PM

Budda, tell us how you really feel, come on don't hold back, you're amongst friends here. :grin:

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