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#1 megabear


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Posted 13 December 2002 - 01:25 PM

Dr. Stools Christmas Present

#2 DrStool


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Posted 13 December 2002 - 06:31 PM

That's great mega....but... unfortunately... I already have one. alceringa gave it to me last year.

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#3 alceringa


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Posted 13 December 2002 - 07:52 PM

Of course, the best stuff is at Stoolmart!

But for the dedicated Stoolie, here are some other possible gift ideas.......

Nature's Platform-
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Nature's Platform
Provides rock-solid stability
Supports up to 300 Pounds
Can be set up or removed instantly (so no one is inconvenienced)
Is easy to clean
Puts no stress on the toilet
Folds up to a width of 3 inches
Has a comfortable non-slip surface, angled for proper balance
Has a "powder-coated" steel frame
Requires no assembly
Has been endorsed by Yoga teachers and medical doctors
Awarded U.S. Patent No. 6,256,800
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Turd Twisters

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Turd Twisters-Dishwasher Safe!

Toilet Seat for Bears

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More from Elite Seats

Loo With A View

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"For corporate purchasers, we can arrange to have your company's logo and colour scheme built into the design. It's the perfect way to promote the corporate image."

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The Bumper Dumper

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The Ultimate Portable toilet for the outdoorsman.
The only hitch mounted portable toilet patented to use any standard full size toilet seat.
It's the most comfortable,stable and sanitary porta potty in the world.


The Traditional.......

The "Venerable"-Model 180
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For the Prankster, A Gag Gift-

Dog poop in a box

A Fancy looking Gift Box with Lid, great to wrap in your favorite paper for any occasion. Open the lid and Eeeew! a fake piece of POOP. Comes ready to add a ribbon and give as a gift. Available Here

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#4 TGakaTheBigHurt


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Posted 14 December 2002 - 04:40 AM


Thomas Crapper, eh.

With a name like that, ought to be an honorary stoolie or at least an avater.

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And how's this for an avater, why its quite possibly a real estate anal cyst on the can :grin:

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Posted 14 December 2002 - 09:24 PM

I bought mine at ......

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Posted 14 December 2002 - 09:35 PM

S area rugs! Is that the place where Jack Grubman goes to transplant hair from his ass to his head? AH HAHAAHHAH! I was thinking of a bitty from Doc's Anals way back when. :grin:
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