Perfect X-mas Gift For Our Fearless Leader Dr. Stool
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Posted 13 December 2002 - 07:52 PM
Of course, the best stuff is at Stoolmart!
But for the dedicated Stoolie, here are some other possible gift ideas.......
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• Supports up to 300 Pounds
• Can be set up or removed instantly (so no one is inconvenienced)
• Is easy to clean
• Puts no stress on the toilet
• Folds up to a width of 3 inches
• Has a comfortable non-slip surface, angled for proper balance
• Has a "powder-coated" steel frame
• Requires no assembly
• Has been endorsed by Yoga teachers and medical doctors
• Awarded U.S. Patent No. 6,256,800
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Posted 14 December 2002 - 04:40 AM
Thomas Crapper, eh.
With a name like that, ought to be an honorary stoolie or at least an avater.
And how's this for an avater, why its quite possibly a real estate anal cyst on the can
Posted 14 December 2002 - 09:24 PM
I bought mine at ......
Posted 14 December 2002 - 09:35 PM
S area rugs! Is that the place where Jack Grubman goes to transplant hair from his ass to his head? AH HAHAAHHAH! I was thinking of a bitty from Doc's Anals way back when.
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