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#1 MaxxPain


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Posted 13 December 2002 - 08:05 AM

Shittypoop is really starting to annoy me. I've been getting 3 letters a month for the last 6 months. I already have a Shity platinum card. I don't want a Shity dividend card or a Shity Diamond card. The Shity balance transfer offer is nice, but I don't have any balances. I am short their shity stock.

My other bank sends me a letter saying I'm preapproved for a $5000 loan at 8.4%. 8.4%, do they think I'm a moron? I have $50000 sitting in their account and they're paying me 2%.

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