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#481 purdymouth

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 12:09 AM


What, you guys think they're gonna buy the Euro, betting that socialist Europe will be able to compete? Forget it, it ain't gonna happen.

It's already happening. Take off the blinders! :P

Europe and Russia continue to merge

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Russian President Vladimir Putin said Sunday he will promote the formation of a common market spanning the European Union and former Soviet republics at summits later this month.

"Along with harmonizing our legislation with Europe's, we intend to work with our colleagues toward creating a common economic space together with Greater Europe," Putin said in televised comments.

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 12:23 AM

The following link is a classic funny and should be added to the capitalstool's turd hall of fame. Can one of the moderators download this and ask Doc to add it to the site somewhere. The link only allows downloading 5 meg every 3 hours, so apologies go out to the stoolies that can't listen to it immediately. Turn up your speakers to max on this one... :lol: :lol:

Jackie Mason ripping the anal cyst's a new one

It already has been slinger, quite some time ago.

Check out the Stoolie version of the Jackie Mason on anal cysts. It is funny.

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 12:26 AM

A little something to close the BULLISH weekend with. :D

Good Nite BULLS, Sleep Tight! :lol:

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 12:28 AM

Thanks Stoolander! Where did you find that link? :huh:

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 12:30 AM

Thanks Stoolander! Where did you find that link? :huh:

I have inside knowledge (so to speak) because I originally captured the audio from Crapvision and sent it to good olde Doc who posted it months back.

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 12:39 AM

Trying to remember if there has ever been this much Bullishness on this board. Nope, donít think so. What does it all mean? Or does it.

As for Bill G selling his stock, he clearly stated a while back that he intended to give away most all of his money before he exits the planet. His dad has the same philosophy. Giving away that much money in areas you think are good causes is not easy. So looking at Billís stock sales is a lousy indicator of average CEO think.

And yes there have been a lot of great posts this weekend. Thanks to you all.

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 12:41 AM

On the question of whether the market is going up 10 pts or down 10 pts, the answer is no one knows. The market found equilibrium at various levels Friday, if it was obvious to all market participants that the next move was up 10 pts and there was no disagreement, then most shorts would cover, bulls and bears would go long to capture those 10 pts and in the blink of an eye (OK, maybe 5 minutes) a new equilibrium would be reached.

I can't remember were I came across it, but someone was discussing the sentiment indicators and saying that the notion of more bullish sentiment than bearish sentiment or vice versa for any length of time is misleading. At any time in the market, the sentiment has to be, by definition, equal bulls and bears or the price will move to the point where there is equal conviction between bulls and bears.

Obviously technical levels in the market and news can change these views resulting a new consensus of value.

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 12:59 AM

You know DBS being the devils advocate is ok but don't reject out of hand what you don't understand-Astrology is a useful tool at SOME turning points,yes it can invert but in the crunch times of the market it has been usually accurate.  Now you tend to pooh , pooh most t/a-which again is ok-but anytime you want to compare returns with END or Piles or myself let us know!  Trade Safe!

Sorry, but any profits you've earned trading, either real or imaginary, are not attributable to the motion of the planets in our solar system.

with all due respect to all stoolies and whatever belief system they rest their metaphysical heads upon including astrologers,flat earthers whatever Hail--
All of us at some time have to have a fundemental belief which like Atlas supports our current world view--but Atlas,like all mythical figures ,himself,has no visible means of support--He like all of our beliefs is, if and when probed to a dangerous degree,vanishes stranding us like beached whales gasping for air--
An incredulous atheist has to have some countervailing belief system to move him into a counter position against whatever he is against--
As for astrology one should read the biography of a recently deceased great russian mathematician,Kolmogoroff who devoted a major portion of his life towrds examining the three body problem,an attempt,of herculean proportions and in which he failed for the most part --
Think of it, One of the greatest mathemiticians wrestling with problem of the interelations of 3 little objects and yet people make inferences from planetariums composed of billions and billions of celstial objects--
I accept these apparently futile attempts ,without for a moment paying them one ounce of credence,simply because
i believe that the entire universe when looked at in terms of first causes is essentially a miracle--and anyone who believes in miracles must tolerate other ,hopefully,non-harmful sustems---
:blink: :blink: :o bdrech

#489 alceringa

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 01:30 AM

BEARDRECH-

BTW, I've always wondered, is it-

Be a Rdrech? :mellow:
Bear Drech? ;)
or
Beard Rech? :lol:

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#490 BAREister

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 01:41 AM

Well, there are at least 3 models plus an ASStro guy saying this mkt is heading lower, at least to mid month. There is a lot of TA saying it's going UP. One has to be more right than the UDDER.

Some TA indicators is/are about to bite the dust.

We'll c if it's the slew of ones saying this is already at extremes...
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
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"No, I'm not "CIA"."
"Well, you sure LOOK LIKE you're C.I.A.!!!"

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"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

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#491 purdymouth

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 01:54 AM

http://www.timesonli...-669779,00.html

Buffett says Bush's tax plan sucks and tells investors to "rise up and revolt" against CEO compensation and the disparity between pay at the top and pay at the bottom.

#492 rayok

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 02:04 AM

I'm going stick my neck waaaaaaay out here and predict, your shorts go up tomorrow..............and your longs go down. I think BAREister calls this "the law of unintended consequences". :P

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 06:20 AM

Well, there are at least 3 models plus an ASStro guy saying this mkt is heading lower, at least to mid month. There is a lot of TA saying it's going UP. One has to be more right than the UDDER.

Some TA indicators is/are about to bite the dust.

We'll c if it's the slew of ones saying this is already at extremes...

oi BARE, don't know if i'm that asstro guy, or if you were referring to arch or someone from an earlier post this weekend. FWIW, in case the former, i'm NOT saying that we're heading lower into mid month, rather that current conditions are ripe for delusions & overblown emotions of either stripe. upon further overnight cud-chewing, the full moon and the several days leading up to it look even more important.
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Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. You are the eventuality of an internal anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
You haven't answered my question.
Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

#494 DrStool

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 06:26 AM

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 06:26 AM

As for Bill G selling his stock, he clearly stated a while back that he intended to give away most all of his money before he exits the planet. His dad has the same philosophy. Giving away that much money in areas you think are good causes is not easy. So looking at Billís stock sales is a lousy indicator of average CEO think.

Wouldn't it make sense for Bill to give the stock to the 501c foundation first which would then seel it without incuring capital gains?

Otherwise he has to pay the 20% and that doesn't seem too smart.

If Bill's selling the stock it is for private use and there's something in his mind that says "I'll take the 20% hit - seems like a good plan right about now...".

Just my take. :) :) :)





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