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Market Enters SARS Phase3/29/03
The Wack Street poodits and analcysts have been screaming BOTTOM! since last October. Meanwhile, your stock proctologist has said , "Dr. Stool know bottoms. Bottoms are a friend of mine. And this ain't no bottom." In fact, since November, it has been Doc's position that the market has been building a major top for the next leg down in the bear market. The end of the top building phase is at hand.
What happens next? Doc looks at the data, chronicles the short, intermediate and long term market cycles, and tells us where this spinning top is going to fall down, with hot pictures of naked stock charts, the Long Bong Hit, Uncle Buck and the Golden Stool. Drop by your stock proctologist's office, and get the inside picture, all in the Anals tonight. Stoolies, log one in. If you're not a stoolie already, become one Now! And don't forget to join Doc during the market day in Stooltrading Betaas he plots the market's twists and turns for you, in advance yet!
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Market Enters SARS Phase
Sell all rallies, Stupid!
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PrtzlLogic 
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Posted 29 March 2003 - 04:48 PM
Doc, I subscribe to several of the "Bigwig" market newsletters (defined as "newsletters costing 20 times as much as yours"), and over the past several weeks, you've called this market as well as -- and in many cases better than -- anyone else I follow.
Keep up the great work.
Keep up the great work.
"Well did you read the news today?
They say the danger's gone away.
But I can see the fires, still alight,
they're burning into the night." - Genesis, Land of Confusion
They say the danger's gone away.
But I can see the fires, still alight,
they're burning into the night." - Genesis, Land of Confusion
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PileDriver
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Posted 29 March 2003 - 06:12 PM
I agree, why waste time with anyone else.
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Hoodwinked
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Posted 29 March 2003 - 06:55 PM
Doc tanks.
Very clear and confirming of all the other charts I have been watching. When Doc and the three amigos {you know who you are}
get on the same page...LOB!!! You just cant force things..........lesson learned.
Doc the avatar is still freakin me out
Very clear and confirming of all the other charts I have been watching. When Doc and the three amigos {you know who you are}
get on the same page...LOB!!! You just cant force things..........lesson learned.Doc the avatar is still freakin me out
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anjing bau
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Posted 29 March 2003 - 07:00 PM
yeah Doc lose the avatar... looks like you are warming up for a pride day march or sumptin'
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Goldmember
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Posted 29 March 2003 - 07:49 PM
What's all dis about Doc's Avatar?
Come on now you guys, you sound like a bunch of homophobic rednecks or something!
I think it's the best damn avatar here! A master work by stoolie Stoolander [though I also like the updated Alfred in his smock, also by stoolie Stoolander]!
Come on now you guys, you sound like a bunch of homophobic rednecks or something!
I think it's the best damn avatar here! A master work by stoolie Stoolander [though I also like the updated Alfred in his smock, also by stoolie Stoolander]!
Anthony caused pearls to be dissolved in wine to drink the health of Cleopatra; Sir Richard Whittington was as foolishly magnificent in an entertainment to King Henry V; and Sir Thomas Gresham drank a diamond, dissolved in wine, to the health of Queen Elizabeth, when she opened the Royal Exchange; but the breakfast of this roguish Dutchman was as splendid as either. He had an advantage, too, over his wasteful predecessors: their gems did not improve the taste or the wholesomeness of their wine, while his tulip was quite delicious with his red herring.here
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DogBoy
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Posted 29 March 2003 - 09:07 PM
Yes, great work Doc. You are a MARKET FORCE to be reckoned with !!!
Oh darn, no new Bullz market, I'm just so disappointed.
You mean no Jimmy Jones Creeemer and KudMan grinning from ear to ear over the dead corpses of Da Bearz ?
I do think that when the Jokes get a "5" in front of it it will be a buy again.
But that's only IF earnings don't collapse further.
Any more collapse in earnings and we're talking a "4" or even a "3".
We're heading towards a MAJOR capitulation phase --- possibly the final one, maybe not.
Then the Jokes should be a buy for a year or more.
I'll buy a condo on the beach in Tahiti and just watch, the babes mostly, market a little.
Oh darn, no new Bullz market, I'm just so disappointed.
You mean no Jimmy Jones Creeemer and KudMan grinning from ear to ear over the dead corpses of Da Bearz ?
I do think that when the Jokes get a "5" in front of it it will be a buy again.
But that's only IF earnings don't collapse further.
Any more collapse in earnings and we're talking a "4" or even a "3".
We're heading towards a MAJOR capitulation phase --- possibly the final one, maybe not.
Then the Jokes should be a buy for a year or more.
I'll buy a condo on the beach in Tahiti and just watch, the babes mostly, market a little.
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