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#256 Miss Moneypenny

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:10 PM

Crapvision live from Baghdad reporting that they can't confirm about Sad-man.

Here come DA BOMBS!!! -- so he must be alive I guess.
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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:10 PM

tick is absolutely INsane. Panic in the streets.
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

#258 PyurAureo

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:12 PM

Like Doc, I'd grabbed a dong the other day. Unlike Doc, I did not let it go until now. This should, in all liklihood allow the Markets to explode to new highs in preparation (H) for the next sell off.

#259 Downtick

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:12 PM

On a serious note: Oyster, I am very much opposed to the war the USA and your country are waging on Iraq.

I couldn't agree with you more. There goes my 2003 European Vacation plans.

#260 BAREister

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:14 PM

More levitation on rumors. They're floating stories like the one on the news last night that there are talks with very high level leaders about cutting a deal, including members of the Republican Guard. Then NBC added that those talks had been proceeding for weeks or months!

Much of this is wishful thinking.

Debka reported heavy fighting two days ago at the port cities.
Today we learn, finally, they are mostly secure.

Until you see large nos of Iraqi troops surrendering, this war is, still, very much a problematic affair. Our FURces are nowhere near Bahgdad.

Looks like the Iraqis are going to stand and fight this time.

Still too early to tell FUR shurrre.

So, expect such rumor mongering and jamming to continue. Yesterday? it was Tereq (sp?) Aziz. Today, Saddam. Tomorrow?
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

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"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

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#261 Injured Grizzly

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:15 PM

The market goes up you make money, the market goes up you make money. The market will never go down again.

SPX very close to the 200 day moving average. If it breaks out of that then what?

This is insane. :angry:

#262 fxfox

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:16 PM

this is so insane:
goliath comes, bombs shit out of david and dollar goes up.

if one would like to have a final proof that market has no morale at all, this is it.
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#263 Bearwithme

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:16 PM

Sweefraap said:
"Iragi's welcoming allied troops and cheering in the streets.
We're best to see both sides - just like the markets.
I think they are tired of being executed when they miss a goal in an international soccer game.
No hard feelings if post is removed. "

My response:

Some may be offended at political/war talk on this thread, but that is what is driving the markets right now.
Rightnow (temporary state of affairs) it is not about T.A. it is all about people being hyped.., and PPT gone wild.. period.

The bottom line is that RIGHT NOW (only during this war mind you).. charts, earnings, bond ratings, PE's etc.. are all a bunch of crap when it comes to predicting market behavior.

We are experiencing one of the most massive exhibitions of irrationality imaginable.

What I have just said will prove itself to be true if we have a massive blowoff top... I agree.. every chart I look at says we are closing in to a top here... I say for now the charts are almost useless!

Total mayhem.. I don't go short until they find Saddam in the hospital having a cruise missle surgically removed from his rectum... :P

#264 soup

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:20 PM

I really do not think I have ever seen so much panic.
""Pretty bubbleheads preen daily on our financial networks, playing the shill to Wall Street and Washington in order to lure unsuspecting Americans into buying insanely overvalued stocks. The great market exchanges, once prudent arenas of investment where the engine of capitalism traded value for value, have become sham casinos staggering under decades of massive Fed created debt and lurching into oblivion on the greater fool theory. Yet our high level bureaucrats, led by Alan Greenspan, exhort all Americans to consume still more of their seed corn and seek still more fools." N. Hultberg

#265 sweefraapp

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:21 PM

check your fav

Max pain:

QQQ- 25
SPX- 860
MSFT- 23.75
GE- 25
C- 32.50

#266 Drano

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:21 PM

BRCM looking weak.
Of course I'm caustic!

#267 GregFokker

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:22 PM

check your fav

Max pain:

QQQ- 25
SPX- 860
MSFT- 23.75
GE- 25
C- 32.50

Could explain the panic buying. Da Boyz hedging for the miss. V. low p/c ratio= call buying.

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#268 Drano

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:22 PM

check your fav

Max pain:

QQQ- 25
SPX- 860
MSFT- 23.75
GE- 25
C- 32.50

MMs must be heavily hedged.
Of course I'm caustic!

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:23 PM

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#270 Miss Moneypenny

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:24 PM

And yet another 4-digit tick reading...
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