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Posted 21 March 2003 - 04:13 AM

Another offering from my friend Rick:

Students in a Harvard English 101 class were asked to write a CONCISE essay containing four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery.

The only "A+" in the class read:

"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it?"


Posted ImageAnd Happy Anniversary to Hellacia, who's been with us one year today.

#2 alceringa

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 05:31 AM

Hello Glad-

Are you up early or going to bed late? :o


Over night, most world markets are up/flat (As of 4:30 AM Stool HQ Time)-

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"Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities."
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"You can fool some of the people all of the time."
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"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
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Posted 21 March 2003 - 05:37 AM

Reason I have added swing shorts this morning at 879 and 881 to overnight......much more than these highs and bears beware. I am expecting a swing down to begin soon...the test will be a higher low or not....a higher low will confirm up into 1st week may for me. :grin: :grin: :grin: Posted Image

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 07:18 AM

morning all! mk going up like wars a done deal mini up 9.25
@ 884 sold more :o

the real problems start after the war :angry:

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 07:19 AM

Good Morning Stoolies

Oyster:
Does your charting software automatically give you the wave count and support & resistance or are you labeling them manually?

#6 Oyster

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 07:23 AM

I am going to show you my cycle which called Oct 16 low (Oct 10) and November 30 High (Dec 02)....THIS CYCLE TOPPED Mar 19.......It's one I watch closely....in addition to others.... Posted Image

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 07:25 AM

Good Morning Stoolies

Oyster:
Does your charting software automatically give you the wave count and support & resistance or are you labeling them manually?

that was an automatic count from GetRT...so are the support and resistence levels tools called TJWeb levels

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 07:29 AM

Oyster tanks for charts good to know I am not the last short :o

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 07:40 AM

that chart is the reason that I am trying to establish swing shorts here.....against the tradeable longs from lows last week

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 07:42 AM

Tanks Oy

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 07:49 AM

When the boyz see my cycle chart now they will start shaking in their boots here....HeeHee....I hope they are wearing brown trousers today... :grin: :grin: :grin:

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 08:00 AM

expect unch on s-pee by 9:45

I :lol: can hope

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 08:00 AM

When the boyz see my cycle chart now they will start shaking in their boots here....HeeHee....I hope they are wearing brown trousers today... :grin: :grin: :grin:

I can supply them with plenty...uh, slightly used...... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Of course I'm caustic!

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 08:01 AM

expect unch on s-pee by 9:45

I :lol: can hope

patience my friend......

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Posted 21 March 2003 - 08:13 AM

maybe it's me who needs brown trousers......HeeHee





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