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#31 DrStool

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 07:45 PM

How about projectile vomit?


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Posted 18 March 2003 - 07:47 PM

"Doc examines where this projectile vomit is headed. "

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 07:48 PM

For Mousey and others who may sit at the 'puter for long periods of time. You must get one of these.

I used to have chronic lower back pain. Since I got this chair, it has completely disappeared. The mesh support is much easier on the legs as well.

Aeron Chair


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#34 Drano

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 07:48 PM

Phat, it reminds me more of an old silent movie -- the train is barreling down the tracks at 80 miles an hour, and there, tied on the tracks, is a big ol' furry bear. Ouch! Ouch! The bear has been turned into bear sausage -- head cut off, paws strewn all over the place -- and let's not even think about those innards. The train speeds up the mountain -- hmm, there's another bear on the tracks, gun it!

When the train gets to the top of the mountain, will there be tracks leading up yet another slope, with even more bears to slaughter, or will it lead to the abyss?
Of course I'm caustic!

#35 phatbubble

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 07:54 PM

"Doc examines where this projectile vomit is headed. "

LMAO big time
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Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. You are the eventuality of an internal anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts, I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
You haven't answered my question.
Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

#36 fxfox

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 07:57 PM

stoolies!

i am still awake and will stay awake thru the night, have my coffee and cigarettes handy but havbe to be carefull not to burn the books, well, maybe some nasquark companies should have thought about burning their books "um, ah, uh.....one of our employees burned the complete books, cause he slept in while smoking a cigarette...."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

i check in into this place in 4 hours or so again :)
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#37 sweefraapp

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 07:58 PM

Fox: You are turning the corner and entering the home stretch.

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 08:02 PM

Crapvision just did a piece on the fact that everyone in Israel today was shown an instructional presentation on television pertaining to the "Proper use of your gas mask."

Imagine if that were to be what we saw here in the United States on television. Well, I just did. They followed up the Israeli clip with a nice little piece on the best mask available for purchase in the US, complete with a how-to demonstration.

I said a couple days ago that I thought tomorrow would be the day the turn occurs. War, Disease, Gas Mask Demonstrations on TV...and now more lies exposed in the tech industry.

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#39 The brown one

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 08:03 PM

How's about "volcanic vomiting" incorrect but more alliterative!

"Under the volcano" anyone?

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 08:08 PM

Orcl who?

18:25 ET Semi Equipment book-to-bill rises to 0.99; bookings increase 6%

Semi equipment industry book-to-bill ratio rises to 0.99 in Feb from 0.92 in Jan. Bookings rose to $782 mln from a revised $739 mln in Jan. The book-to-bill figure compares favorably to a Fulcrum est of 0.88.

#41 TheDeepBlueSea

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 08:11 PM

How's about "volcanic vomiting" incorrect but more alliterative!

"Under the Volcano" anyone?

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 08:16 PM

Spoke to Mousy today.
He is doing Ok. On blood thinners as TE said.
He'll try to be back on the board on Friday.

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 08:17 PM

For Mousey and others who may sit at the 'puter for long periods of time. You must get one of these.

I used to have chronic lower back pain. Since I got this chair, it has completely disappeared. The mesh support is much easier on the legs as well.

Aeron Chair


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I'll second that,... although I don't own one.

Not cheap by a long shot, but worth it in the long run.

It's my undestanding that all of the parts can be replaced.

Board operators at a refinery just love them......

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 08:28 PM

All the Way to the Wall

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Posted 18 March 2003 - 08:32 PM

Fleck's column today(it's free).





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