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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:15 PM

PD, you da man! BBOX down 20% AH -- unbelieveable how you hit on those junk stocks ready to implode! I remember NPSP and CERS and their huge gap down a while ago...It's great man.

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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:16 PM

sweef, got any more info on the quake warnings you received? TIA.
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Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:19 PM

Phat: I thought there were three, but I deleted some emails today and so I didn't want to claim it.

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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:21 PM

Hey it's just a thought and I don't know if anyone else has bought it up but re - Buffett's latest report on the risks of derivatives, I have 2 questions;

1) Do you think he reads this board?
2) If yes, then what name does he post under?

Rog, Soup, Machinehead or Doc :P

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Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty

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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:24 PM

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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:24 PM


nice work major piles, BBOX a true steaming pile, more mojo for dodo.

extinction level events all around, sweet smell of rinds in the morning.


smoke 'em piles - smoke 'em

so says i,


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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:27 PM

Attn: Vesselin & others:

Technical Question Everybody:

During this decline, we have lower lows on lower volume, and higher highs on the McClellan Oscillator.

How can you tell when we are going lower, or when to spot a reversal due to a positive divergence?

If I recall, we had the exact same setup before last year's March Madness. A few big negative TICK days, a 90% down day, and a positive divergence.

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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:28 PM

PD, you da man! BBOX down 20% AH -- unbelieveable how you hit on those junk stocks ready to implode! I remember NPSP and CERS and their huge gap down a while ago...It's great man.

isn't that kick-ass! :P

Its those huge winners that make it all worth while and why its very important to short a 10-15 stock sector diversified portfolio instead of just one or two picks.

With that killing in BBOX it makes the very short lived pathetic rally attempt in ALTR not worth worrying about.

VectorVest.com. $550/yr well worth the dues. Trust me, I'm making a killing in this slide and there's plenty-o slide left. :lol:

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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:34 PM

Hey Calculus - did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. :blink:

Pile - you doin the honors?

Had to cover my BER short for only a few hundred in the green. They nounced news of an .11 cent dividend increase
so I covered fast. It jumped about .40 cents. and will likely go up a dollar tomorrow. For an .11 cent increase!! sheesh!

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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:37 PM

Train kept a rollin' all night long.


BBOX. Good for you! :)

Anybody notice that the dow closed below the july low today? B)

still short.
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And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest that you've sown
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone
And it's too late to loose the weight you used to need to throw around
So have a good drown, as you go down, alone
Dragged down by the stone.


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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:42 PM

Train kept a rollin' all night long.


BBOX. Good for you! :)

Anybody notice that the dow closed below the july low today? B)

still short.

The XMI is about 4 points away from a new bear market low. The trannies about 25 points from a new bear low.

They've been leading this entire decline. Wouldn't expect to see them stop now.

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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:47 PM

Tanks TE.

Mark, the McClellan ozzie is indeed suggesting a very ST pop. That would be great, I would welcome it with open arms. I would love to see a little relief rally right up into the Bradley March 13th turn date that way the market can fall more :lol:

Looking at the Summation the IT trend remains down and that's what I follow now. BPI's aren't low enough to suggest a durable bottom yet and VIX and p/c ratios are not either, in fact they're still indicating a top - holy crap, when will those dippers give up?!

To me the ST pops don't matter, I positioned when it was the lowest risk time to do so (Dec/Jan), sitting on a huge pile of steaming dung and coin, and I don't have to worry and fret as much now. With each passing day it gets easier and easier as the noose tightens around my pieces of CRAPOLA.

The hard part is entering, that's why I pushed myself to get in back then. But more importantly the trick is to STAY IN and not let pops trick you out. That's why you have to follow IT indicators as well as ST ones.

Getting out solves one problem but gives you another - you have to figure out how to get back in.

When opportunity knocks...well you know.

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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:47 PM

NEWTON, Iowa -- Maytag Corp. (NYSE:MYG - News) warned it won't meet first-quarter expectations, as results began to weaken in February.

The appliance maker didn't provide specifics as to new guidance, but did say operating earnings in February were 25% below plan. It cited "weak volumes and deteriorating sales-mix shift to lower-priced models" of its Hoover floor-care products, as well as the weak overall retail environment.

When the company released its fourth-quarter results in January, Maytag said it expected "normalized" first-quarter earnings of 70 cents a share. The company didn't define "normalized."

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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:55 PM

BBOX warns big. Halted.

cashed out of some DOW puts this am and bought puts on this pig. HAHA tanks for playing!! :lol: :lol:
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Posted 11 March 2003 - 06:56 PM

There is more down side. Only thing we have to worry about is the coming scam week. Bears have more chance at making money from spring till autumn. Itís going be one hot summer. Then the bull phase comes during the cold seasons, and then bears just have to hibernate or get slaughtered.

Far as I can see that war rally every one is looking for may not come since we may not get a war. Buyer and sellers are all waiting for the war rally. One can say we are in a limbo land with wind coming out slowly.

Here is a chart. Looks like we are near the top not the bottoms. Not at the fear stage just completion fear will come latter. Bulls and Bears are craping in their pants.

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