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#31 Hypertiger

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 06:38 PM

3Martinis

Even if they shit their pants there is no way to prevent the massive unleaded prices on their way in the pipeline... Other than the stars aligning and the mystical lake of oil appears...the jig is looking up so far.
"We are completely dependant on the commercial banks. Someone has to borrow every dollar we have in circulation, cash or credit. If the banks create ample synthetic money (at the request of the consumer) we are prosperous; if not, we starve. We are absolutely without a permanent money system.... It is the most important subject intelligent persons can investigate and reflect upon. It is so important that our present civilization may collapse unless it becomes widely understood and the defects remedied very soon." --Robert H. Hemphill, Atlanta Federal Reserve Bank,1938...

#32 Rubadub

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 06:40 PM

Recent game no longer working is:

Short Unilateralism/Buy Multilateralism.

Raghead #2 being tortured as we speak probably "sterile

syringe needle under the fingernail," as recommended by

chief OJ shystermonkey Alan Dershobizwits.

Chief Raghead #1 OLB being cornered cuz Raghead #2

spills guts.

"W's" approval ratings will soar and we will be green for

IMMEDIATE GO on Iraq once OLB is in the bag.

War will probably arrive this weekend while the UN

appeasement sheep vye for great broadway tickets and

"discrete" seating "escorts" in tow at Four Seasons.

Human shields and ragtag protestors will feel jilted and

and will not be able to raise air time since "Iraq Part II

Payback Inferno" will be the featured Movie of the Week.

Several brokers I know all agree that the October lows

are "THE BOTTOM."

Their reasoning is thus:

IT'S BEEN OVER THREE YEARS OF THIS SHIT!! (the bear)

and.... THERE IS MORE MONEY THAN

WE'VE EVER EVER SEEN ON THE SIDELINES!!!

And last but not least: THE REAL MONEY IN THE WORLD

KNOWS THIS GAME AND THEY ARE GOING TO BUY WHEN

EVERYONE ELSE HAS SOLD AND THAT IS NOW!!!


Oh the Humanity!

#33 strikerm3

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 06:42 PM

OTB, liked your last post on Intraday

Friday March 7, 2003

ahh Mr. Crab!! :D

#34 SkiddMarket

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 06:44 PM

My dad's plane is canceled to do bad weather, hopefully he will catch the 6:30 arriving at 8:30 and he will try to get to abigales as soon as he can. Hopefully he wont miss meeting everyone. Happy trading. (made some money today)

#35 Hypertiger

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 06:55 PM

Rubadub if what you say comes true 100% the bears might get bitch slapped but the US economy, you know that thing that keeps you fed... is doomed kaput...

There is no way to sustain the gain... any sidelined "money" as you call it will be vaporised in "short" order...

Debt creation is the name of the game and that game is at an end... the markets are a sideshow to the big picture...

I wish things were different but they are not...

THE REAL MONEY IN THE WORLD

KNOWS THIS GAME AND THEY ARE GOING TO BUY WHEN

EVERYONE ELSE HAS SOLD AND THAT IS NOW!!!

They will buy at the "new" bottom... to milk even more...

The real money of the world wants the US to collapse and when it hits "rock bottom"
they will buy the whole country for pennies on the dollar or just divy up the pieces amoungst themselves... They are laughing and licking their chops...
"We are completely dependant on the commercial banks. Someone has to borrow every dollar we have in circulation, cash or credit. If the banks create ample synthetic money (at the request of the consumer) we are prosperous; if not, we starve. We are absolutely without a permanent money system.... It is the most important subject intelligent persons can investigate and reflect upon. It is so important that our present civilization may collapse unless it becomes widely understood and the defects remedied very soon." --Robert H. Hemphill, Atlanta Federal Reserve Bank,1938...

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 06:57 PM

Sorry Mousey and the other party animals - no can do Abigaels. Stuck in a frigid wasteland outside Boston...

We should look for a late spring or summer convention... Something slightly bigger...

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 07:00 PM

Somebody call abigaels and give mousey the message about skidd!

Merci man! Didn't your mother tell you to call home when you were gonna be out late. I was worried sick about you! Over a month and not a peep. :cry: And people were saying all kinds of bad things. Like you had died. Or you became a bull. Worst of all that you had gotten blown out in one of those jams. Let me tell you. Doc was pretty darned upset about that one!

But Doc always believed in you!
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#38 chibear

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 07:07 PM

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Based on this picture, ops are searching in the desert for a white Bronco.

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 07:07 PM

Good point rubadub. I mean there is damn near 4.5% cash in the mutual funds and all that "mystery side-line" money sure hasn't shown up in the MM's. They must have it buried in a mayonaise jar.

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 07:07 PM

3Martinis

Even if they shit their pants there is no way to prevent the massive unleaded prices on their way in the pipeline... Other than the stars aligning and the mystical lake of oil appears...the jig is looking up so far.

They are predicting $2.76 average price per gallon for this sping. Everyone trying to grab the last buck before the consumer goes over the cliff.

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 07:11 PM

Hypertiger:

Aren't we about to own all the oil we need? All of the assumptions about the collapse of the US Economy (which I totally agree with) might be called into question if the US Gubment decides that the only way out is to just take over all of Iraq's oil...period.

Can you say 23 cents a gallon in the US and screw the rest of the world?

I'm not saying they'll do it...but if you're talking "wild, backed into the corner animal stage"...is anything really off limits?

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 07:12 PM

OBL's "capture" won't matter much - what has overshadowed that, by FUR, is the imminent prospect of war.

Wyndy u shurrrrre do spook easy.

This is the tricky part of the bear. Expect your cages to be rattled.

Merci, let HRFF tell you about the PAW (Princeton Alumni Weekly). They have a "Class Notes" section in the back. About a year or two ago there was a px of a home an alum had in the same part of the world you just came FURom. Or, perhaps, more a px of what was LEFT of his home. His SECOND home, there. Wiped out two or three times by a hurricane. Flattened. He gave up.

You'd better build a PILLBOX. Global warming is increasing hurricane riskdramatically.
"The sphinx set riddles for people which they could not solve and the sphinx devoured them." Russian poet Ilia Ehrenberg reflecting years later upon the debacle of the Bolshevik Revolution and civil war

"In any case, experience shows people are unlikely to change their ways without a cataclysm of existential proportions" Meinhard Meigel, German economist and demography expert on his prophecy of a Wagnerian abyss of social and economic chaos

"We believe that here is no easy way out of this mess, and that the chance of a benign outcome, while hopefully possible, is quite low." Comstock Partners 3-17-2005

"Not without a shudder may the human hand reach into the mysterious urn of destiny." Junk email promoting the sale of Valium, Viagra, Soma and Cialis. Of course, we AMERICANS need not WORRY about such CLAPTRAP!!!

"The trouble about myths, or lies, is that those who foster them are stuck with them." Edward Crankshaw

"I don't buy the idea that a crash will come without warning. There are always warnings. All crashes have certain common technical preconditions." Doc (snorjt)

"YOU look IMPORTANT. Are you important, or just....WEIRD?"
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"No, I'm not "CIA"."
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"America at the moment, with its faith-based currency, faith-based economy and faith-based government, might be a heaven for those who love faith, but it's a hell for those of us that respect evidence." The Daily (W?)Reckoning, circa 9-17-04

"What should be clear at this point is that even huge fiscal stimulus and unprecedented financial excess are incapable of fostering a sound and self-sustaining economic expansion. The paramount issue, today and going forward, is the deeply maladjusted U.S. economy and its increasing unresponsiveness to even enormous yet misdirected financial stimulus. Both the Financial Sphere and Economic Sphere are severely maladjusted." Doug Noland's Credit Bubble Bulletin, Aug 24 '04

"U.S. dollar purchasing power relies almost entirely on the difference between interest rates in Japan and the higher rates in the United States." Warren Pollock, Prudent Bear essay circa 9-04

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 07:22 PM

PileDriver,

I want say thanks for your reco turd list. I was just going over my account am very pleased with their declines.

Since I shorted

RTEC -17.67% MKSI -16.49% ICOS -16.33% BRKS - 6.89%
CYMI - 6.65% REGN -4.04% NPSP - 2.34% AMLN -.61%

Under water but have not hit stops

IGEN +.33% KOSP +.348%

And thanks for reco of the VectoVest software :rolleyes:

Al

#44 Oilman

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 07:22 PM

Can you say 23 cents a gallon in the US and screw the rest of the world?

I'm not saying they'll do it...but if you're talking "wild, backed into the corner animal stage"...is anything really off limits?

Plunger

Hehe 34 cents of each gal is the government tax.

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Posted 06 March 2003 - 07:26 PM

Good job Oilman! You've just identified W's next tax cut proposal.

Plunger





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