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#1 MrHanky

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:00 PM

Open near the lows,go out near the highs.

13K happy print!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#2 gameover

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:41 PM

headline for the sheeple


Breaking News:

Dow closes above 13,000 for first time since 2008 crisis



Now all those boneheads that went to 100% cash under 7k will start buying back like lemmings they are only fueling WW for the push to Dow 15,400 by July, then it's over

#3 Jetlag

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:56 PM

headline for the sheeple


Breaking News:

Dow closes above 13,000 for first time since 2008 crisis



Now all those boneheads that went to 100% cash under 7k will start buying back like lemmings they are only fueling WW for the push to Dow 15,400 by July, then it's over


It's again safe for the sheeple to get back in the water.

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At least according to MSM.

#4 psyche doctor

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 06:05 PM

May be awhile before crapple can be seen under 500, if ever. Probably tag 550 here pretty quick.......


Don't ever go against the master planners and their delusion machine. The only mantra that one could sensibly utter at this point or recent weeks is Long and Strong.
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#5 DrStool

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 06:15 PM

Repeat after me. El Toro Grande! El Toro Grande! Ole! Ole!

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#6 Jetlag

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 06:40 PM

eL ToRO

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Who's the Torero then?

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#7 MrHanky

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:34 PM

May be awhile before crapple can be seen under 500, if ever. Probably tag 550 here pretty quick.......


Don't ever go against the master planners and their delusion machine. The only mantra that one could sensibly utter at this point or recent weeks is Long and Strong.


Year highs on stocks (decade highs on QQQ) and near record lows on treasury yields....it's just incredible the amount of cash being thrown at this market in absolutely EVERY asset class. :unsure:

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:42 PM

Nice pop,

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#9 shorty

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:00 PM

Tomorrow a lotta bulls will learn a basic lesson: it ain't a profit til ya sell

I predict the amount of dreamed-for profits wiped out in stock markits tomorrow will be more than the amount of El Toro fiat printing, thus proving the entire operation an exercise in tomfoolery.

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#10 DrStool

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:27 PM


SPX Breakout Confirms 1440-1480 Target Then Sell In May, Go Away


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#11 juggler

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 10:27 PM

How long till 14000?

Headline in Google Finance News, from USA Today:
Dow finally closes back above 13000: How long till 14000?
USA TODAY - 47 minutes ago

Here we go again. MSM is creating excitement for sheople.
Getting them ready for shearing, as always ...

There might be a few more weeks of this fore and back
before we are certain whether we are above or below the DOW 13K





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