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Why Goldman Sucks….and Where are The SEC Porn Surfers?

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#1 Ags Nightmare

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Posted 16 March 2011 - 01:10 AM

Never have I see a more blatant display of market manipulation than what showed up in print the in the span of one short week. This makes the Bratzini family look like Mother Theresa. At least try to hide the rigging for goodness sakes. “NEW YORK – Facebook’s decision to test digital movie rentals and purchases with Warner Bros. is no immediate threat to Netflix’s streaming service, but creates a new potential longer-term online video competitor, Goldman Sachs anal cyst Ingrid Chung said Tuesday.” “Facebook’s foray into pay-per-view does not impact our Netflix estimates,” she said in a report. “However, Facebook represents a new potential entrant that few in the investment community were concerned with prior to this announcement, so we believe it does indeed represent an incremental negative for Netflix shares.” Boom. Down goes Frazier to $ 197. Now today, just seven days later. Everybody Wang Chung tonight ! “Netflix shares soar because some anal cyst said something.” “Emboldened investors boost shares after fleeing like little children twice in past month.” “According to MarketWatch, Goldman Sachs anal cyst Ingrid Chung upgraded her rating of Netflix to buy from neutral and raised her share target price to $300 from $210.” Today, $217. Are [...]

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