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#1 Ags Nightmare

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Posted 17 January 2011 - 02:29 AM

As Foxconn employees leap to their death, we hear in bubble land await the exciting results of what is soon to be the largest not made in the USA company, USA company, Crapple. As peoples vision and eyeballs disintegrate from staring at 3 inch screens, investors breathlessly await the results of Crapple on Tuesday. I like them a lot and think everyone does. People camp for them and stick things in their waxy ears and stare at screens all day. It is especially prevalent in high schools today as teen ages brains are slowly turning into porridge. In addition to Crapple, Eye BM also reports as their billion dollar buy backs will once again get them over the top even though their business is shit or flat. They suck. I hate them a lot. Should either of these two bell busters throw pies (vomit), the NASCAR 100 and DOW JOKES Industrial Average has informed me an exit strategy is in place.

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