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#1 Ags Nightmare

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Posted 17 January 2011 - 12:43 AM

It’s pretty obvious to everyone who ever has traded that the Federal Reserve has opted to rig the stock market to manipulate economic growth. Trillions of dollars have been shoveled into the coffers of the primary dealers on a weekly basis to speculate in the cesspool that was once called a stock market. There is nothing real about this other than I hope your number and symbols goes north. The action reminds of the days when I was in college and our twisted minds couldn’t wait to go see Turtle man at Milwaukee’s Summer Fest. It was a serious WTF moment. We walked in the tent and see some dude rolling a cigarette with his tongue and lighting it without any arms and legs and we walk out. We look at each other and quickly head to the Miller Light tent and pound down numerous beers. Welcome to the NYSE and NASCAR or the NASDAQ. While we wait patiently for the upcoming crash, let us dream about what might cause the next equity wipe out and not give a crap about what happens to our country before it takes place. Kind of like walking into a carny and not giving [...]

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