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#1 Ags Nightmare

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Posted 27 December 2010 - 02:40 AM

Top Story. An infants first words are text messaged to his parents. “Boo Yah” The Situation Room then pays the child $200,000 dollars to duplicate the miraculous act in front of Wolf Man Blitzer. News coverage of the war in Afghanistan, oil hitting $200, unemployment rising to 20%, and widespread civil unrest are discontinued by all of the major networks for the “Boo Yah baby.” Global news coverage of the stunning event explodes and continues for several months. The random baby then gets his own reality show and pays $200,000 in cash to Bristol Palin for the house she just bought for $172,000 in cash in Arizona. Bristol makes a profit of $28,000 dollars in 60 days for getting pregnant at 16 tax free. Young teen age girls become inspired by Bristol’s success story as 16 year old pregnancies rise in 2011. The baby turns one and a half and can only text by the end of the year but can text daddy and momma. Multitasking driving record is set by bar hopping college grad who drove down Michigan Avenue in Chicago without ever looking at the road. The driver had no idea there was a road, people or police [...]

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