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#31 GregFokker

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:28 PM

Hey Docstarsanovitchensteinesfordberg, is there an easier way to insert the cheeser than with a manual img tag? Posted Image

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Naturally we believe the govt numbers... and Boobus Americanus sleepwalks off the edge of the energy-crisis cliff clutching his shares of "Crisco", Yoohoo and GooGah munching on his Yum Yums and Ho Hos. Future historians will have a hell of a time figuring out what the hell Americanus neanderthalus was thinking and exactly what brought on his sudden demise... - Henny Penny

Well, good night everyone. I gotta go lube up for tomorrow's regular end-of-week Gold Slapdown and Stock Index Bear Punishment Rally Weekend Greenprint. ...Probably another Shock-and-Awe Gap-Up-Open and Wire-to-Wire Meltup Runaway Bull Charge Mo-Mo Spike to Fresh New All-Time Lifetime Highs, culminating in a 4:15 yelping scalded dog runoff with panic short-covering and legal not-held bad double fills due to fast market conditions, plus quote system freeze-ups and trading platform lock-outs along the way. *yawn* typical gov't Friday. - Shorty


#32 mjkst27

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:30 PM

looks like we're on low valium - er, volume - today. Is that a bad sign? Or just cuz a da snowstorm

#33 Slothrop

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:32 PM

1. Last Hulbert rankings I saw, Arch Crawford was tops for the last year...but looked bad on the 10-year picture.

2. Mortgage rates rising today...following long bond picture...inflation concerns kicking in.

3. Market seems very much Dover Sole right here, s/t, but I'm surprised that it couldn't rally more midday.

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:32 PM

Convential wisdom on ECB's 50 bp. cut effects appears
to be wrongo.

Hammerman's ignoring gold today.

#35 DrStool

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:33 PM

Greg-

uh, why, yes.

yes there is. :grin: :grin: :grin:

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#36 mjkst27

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:34 PM

here comes da in-yo-face jam (see my avatar for visual)

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:34 PM

going for the DOW jam! Donged the QQQ for a wee bit here.

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:35 PM

the pump is working now, but how long will it be pumping befor break down :blink:

#39 fxfox

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:35 PM

back form the barber shop, if i wouldnt scream STOP! the lady wouzld have cut me telly savallas like :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#40 Bearman

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:35 PM

Sell them rallies! :rolleyes:

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:38 PM

This little 1:31 p.m. pop ... it's 4.02 hours into the 6.5-hour trading day. (4.02 / 6.50) = 0.618 exactly.

Funny how these things happen right on the Fib times, isn't it?
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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:38 PM

Sell them rallies! :rolleyes:

rallies=gift

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:40 PM

Ouch

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:42 PM

Something wrong with the CBOE put-call ratio --

http://www.cboe.com/...ata/default.asp

The equity put volume of 265,509 ... probably is a typo for 165,509.
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#45 simple guy

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Posted 05 December 2002 - 02:43 PM

Still in cash

Will short Q's tomorrow after Intel runup and Feed... heard it here first...

could be wrong though, heh heh...





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