Breaking: NASDAQ name changed to NASCAR
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 09:53 AM
In some stunning news, the NASDAQ has decided to change it's name to NASCAR. Talking to a couple of machines that move stocks up 10 points on 70,000 shares I got the scoop. I have connections. I flew out to New York in the last five minutes.
Me: Why the name change.
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