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#31 Jimbo

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:04 AM

"The Market"

...is the dumbest money anywhere on the planet (CNBC, Q.E.D.)

Just trade over it, around it and under it for acres of diamonds...pick'em up one by one "



The market is like any other sweet smelling corpse

It attracts an interesting facinating and almost endless variety of carrion and predators.


How do you sterilize quantitative easing - you buy gold.

"The market" is just an average - there will be speculators smarter than the market and speculators dumber than the market.

If your smarter you make money - if dumber you lose.

The markets are like a crime scene because its where victim and perpetrator meet.
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#32 DrStool

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:12 AM

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#33 TenaciousG

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:24 AM

Long bond futures (ZB) going parallel now @ 123'30
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#34 cooper77

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:34 AM

This seems to jive with what dharma is saying:

http://jessescrossro...and-handle.html

Any thoughts about Jesse's analysis?


#35 Lemur

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:45 AM

I guess the volatility is needed by the Cartel to shake more money out of cry babies that can't take it...

Weak longs -- kill'em

Weak shorts -- kick their teeth in

Standing stop loss clowns -- run'em down

Steel Stomachs and Brass Balls to be rewarded on commensurate basis to risk



What happens when you buy/short something and it does not come back.

Like the silver traders in 1980
Hedge funds short the Nasquack in 1999/2000?
Guys short gold in 2002?

Long Enron
Long KBH in 2006
Long LEH etc

#36 Lemur

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:46 AM

I like eurusd and audusd long here.

#37 DrStool

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:47 AM

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#38 Lemur

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:48 AM

Still short Amzn from $135. Target $95.

#39 DrStool

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:49 AM


Precious Metals Update 5/20/10


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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:50 AM

This seems to jive with what dharma is saying:

http://jessescrossro...and-handle.html

Any thoughts about Jesse's analysis?

It's not especially fashionable at this particular moment, but I'm with dharma.

Greece was just warmup. A global sovereign debt crisis is the Voldemort of this era. It's almost time for the Battle of Hogwarts....at which time capital will flee to wherever it seems safest.

JMHO
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You haven't answered my question.
Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

#41 Lemur

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:54 AM

Nice aussie and euro going my way now.

#42 rdkyote

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:56 AM

I was wearing my Dow 12,000 party hat and I forgot what I did with my Dow 10,000 one. :lol:

#43 I_Am_Madness

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:57 AM

Still short Amzn from $135. Target $95.


Bravo.

Great trading.
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#44 I_Am_Madness

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 08:59 AM

Nice aussie and euro going my way now.


A move above 1.25 on EUR/USD and we're going to get the mother of all squeezes.
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#45 Lemur

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 09:00 AM

Bravo.

Great trading.


Oh I don't know, I also went short on the pop to $147.30 and then they took me out on the final pop to $151.21. Still at least I got back in on the way down.





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