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#1 PyurAureo

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 05:22 PM

Here's a Starter ...

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 05:24 PM

Bernanke is in. Done deal.


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#3 PyurAureo

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 05:33 PM

I'd started a Topic earlier using Aussiebears alphabetically sequenced alliteration scheme ... since she didn't this morning.

Maybe she'd stayed up too late watching the Australian Open, celebrating Australia Day, or consuming too much Vegemite

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#4 Bungster

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 05:36 PM

I see this post won out! :rolleyes:
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#5 PyurAureo

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 05:37 PM

The Doctor, aka FOMC Man, has started a Topic for the M2M ...

I can't figure out how to delete this one ...

#6 PyurAureo

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 05:39 PM

Doctor, aka FOMC Man,

I can't figure out how to delete the other Board for today

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 05:42 PM

How do you know?


Well then why didn't the market rise, due to the supposed competence that CNBC etc. think Benny has?

#8 DrStool

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 05:51 PM

The More The Fed Fiddles… Professional Edition
January 26, 2010 By Lee Adler The Case Shiller Index of US housing prices for November (chart next page) has essentially turned flat over the past two readings. As usual, it is understating the real weakness in the market. Meanwhile the Fed announced that it will tinker with how it sets interest rates. Recent history has shown, the more the Fed tinkers, the worse the unanticipated, unintended consequences are. Bernanke is the Dr. Frankenstein of high finance. He just can’t resist experimentation. We end up with a monster.

The decline in tax receipts in January is accelerating. Meanwhile economists are basing all their forecasts on the idea that a recovery has begun. The Fed seems to buy into that notion, and it will probably reiterate that in tomorrow’s statement. Whatever they say, however, the market is likely to respond positively. Bennie has set up the props and greased the skids for the absorption of the big wad of Treasuries settling on Monday. He may be a raving lunatic, but as long as one of his grand experiments isn’t going haywire at that moment, he can still manipulate the market in the direction he wants from time to time.

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 06:03 PM

Did anyone else get a "broken link" messge while trying to refresh this page?
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#10 DrStool

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 06:07 PM

Because I merged the two threads.

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 06:31 PM

SPX futures up about 3 after hours. Surprise. :glare:
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 07:28 PM

SPX futures up about 3 after hours. Surprise. :glare:


It just doesn't matter....Until Ms. Russell confirms the short daily rallies it should be - sell the rallies mode.....

Ms. Russell just doesn't seem to be herself lately.... :o

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#13 Drano

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 07:37 PM

It just doesn't matter....Until Ms. Russell confirms the short daily rallies it should be - sell the rallies mode.....

Ms. Russell just doesn't seem to be herself lately.... :o

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I dunno. I get all my news from CNBS and no one seems to say anything about her having problems....

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#14 Drano

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 07:38 PM

Hey -- is she a douchebaguette?

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 07:50 PM

Probably. But in any case you can tell she's a cyborg because her left eye wants to be somewhere else. Dead giveaway.
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