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#1 mdporter

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 06:56 PM

Is everyone still asleep?
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#2 Bungster

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 07:01 PM

Nope...gest taking stock of my trades today....

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 07:08 PM

Found a stock for U risk loves out there. I am not good at posting charts, but look at what RMBS did today. The Nasdaq cancelled some of the trades on the stock, but a person could still have made a killing on puts and calls, which were not cancelled, in our free and non-manipulated casino, I mean market.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 07:24 PM

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 07:28 PM

AAII Sentiment Survey for Dec 31, 2009

Bulls: 49.18
Nuetral: 27.87
Bears: 22.95

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 10:10 PM

bear forums are the quietest i think i've ever seen

i'm ready
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Posted 04 January 2010 - 10:22 PM

bear forums are the quietest i think i've ever seen

i'm ready



From a contrarian view point, that is what a surviving bear wants to see. For a long time, especially the past several weeks, bears have been hunted, gutted, and ruthlessly fashioned into rugs that bulls romp on as they mate with fat cows. There is a vast wasteland out there littered with the rotting, maggot infested carcasses of bears who have lost their lives in this epic battle between good and evil. It won't be too long before all the weak bears have been slaughtered off and this queer saga ends. Then the rules and sentiment will rapidly change and it will be the bulls who will be the hunted, having their fat carcasses prepared for the coming barbecue sponsored by shorty.
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Posted 04 January 2010 - 10:32 PM

Who wants to see the dollar continuing to drop, crude at 140 and gasoline at the pump putting a strain on the budget for millions. Pay your gas bill and not the house payment.

I think I saw that before. In 2010?
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Posted 04 January 2010 - 10:42 PM

Who wants to see the dollar continuing to drop, crude at 140 and gasoline at the pump putting a strain on the budget for millions.

folk jus gotta ritesize there rides

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 10:53 PM

From a contrarian view point, that is what a surviving bear wants to see. For a long time, especially the past several weeks, bears have been hunted, gutted, and ruthlessly fashioned into rugs that bulls romp on as they mate with fat cows. There is a vast wasteland out there littered with the rotting, maggot infested carcasses of bears who have lost their lives in this epic battle between good and evil. It won't be too long before all the weak bears have been slaughtered off and this queer saga ends. Then the rules and sentiment will rapidly change and it will be the bulls who will be the hunted, having their fat carcasses prepared for the coming barbecue sponsored by shorty.


PD...I think the change in sentiment starts this week.....Scamazon will be the first horsehead to end up in a movie producers bed. A normal correction will feel like a crash and the hedge hogs are so yippy no telling how they will react and if they will factor in some reality.

Pimpco went to cash and their HY Bond funds have imploded the last five days....Pudlow is "Mini booming" today...Schiff was laughed off Lost Money by Seymour Butts....and the timely Nazcrap chart that you posted earlier today tells me this rally is long in the tooth since it led. Wouldn't surprise me if we start puking tomorrow.

Another thing is "if" Helo Ben is "talking" about popping bubbles.....there is one. After watching markets for a long time, I tend to feel when bears are really in trouble and when it was a bullsheet rally....today was bullsheet....

Pony Tail One tonight.....if you look at Amzn...if you look at Crapple...if you look at Rimm...if you look at Intel...if you look at Goog...if you look at the SMH...if you look at Squid...if you look at IBM...if you look at oil...if you look at Cat Litter....If you look at Qcom...if you look at EMC...if you look at Ntap....if you look at WDC...if you look at Jeffries ( I have no idea why the fark they continually pump this ).....if you look at BBY....if you look at amgn...If you look at Bye D................................


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Posted 04 January 2010 - 10:57 PM

sold some Baidudu calls turday since it couldn't even hold green

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 11:02 PM

Michael Ironside always sorta freaked me out after that.
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Posted 04 January 2010 - 11:02 PM

Rear view note
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Posted 04 January 2010 - 11:10 PM

Another perspective item...
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and and transient causes, and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, which evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations , pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.





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