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#31 alceringa

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 05:26 PM

Moran.



Depends on his genre, don't you think?

After all, both The Onion and The National Enquirer write lots of nonsensical pieces full of exaggerations, half-truths based upon speculation, satire and even outright lies.

But that's what their audiences want.

Maybe he's just writing what his audience wants so he can make a buck or two.

IF he's making money from writing what he does, then he's not a Moran but rather a journalist, unless of course he believes his on BS.
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#32 jickiss

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 06:26 PM

jickiss is back!




jickiss is back!

and

01-01-2010


Dear Drano,

Happy New Year to you! and tanks for asking your jickiss if CDE should be the stock of the year 2010.

after all, CDE was the stock of the year 2009, and it did go up….HooHa!

NOT AS MUCH AS FORD.

so, of course your jickss is not happy about this at all. nope.

here we go again. a long jickiss answer to your most Important Question:

Easy. All we need are Indicators.

With Indicators, da Market answers questions about da Market! easy!

1. your jickiss now presents the Most Important Indicator of All of the Secret jickiss Indicators. To wit: The Secret jickiss Real Price of Gold Indicator

Bedrock jickiss Logic: the Price of Gold is all that matters now.

here is The Secret jickiss Real Price of Gold Indicator.

Kitco Physical Price of Gold MINUS Kitco Physical Price of Platinum = The Secret jickiss Real Price of Gold Indicator.

As at 01-01-2010 we calculate as follows:

$1,096.50 - 1,467.00 = $-370.50

Got that? Minus Three Hundred Seventy Dollars and Fifty Cents.

A NEGATIVE NUMBER!
HOO HA.

So now, a bit of ‘splaining for you, and for da Gold Faithful.

since we are speaking about finance, your jickiss can prove nothing…You, however, can decide. and Watch the Indicator, even if you Reject it.

Imagine Right Now, if Gold had closed 2009 at the Price of Platinum. In other words, if The Secret jickiss Real Price of Gold Indicator closed YE 2009 at -0-,
where do you Thimk that, for instance, GG and CDE would have closed YE 2009???


The negative Real Price of Gold Tells all them that can thimk! that it measures the stealing from the Public by da Boyz of all of the options premiums that were Burned up trading Gold Miners and Silver Miners and Miners Realated. For Starters.

The negative Real Price of Gold Tells all them that can thimk! just why the US Mint will not sell gold to da Sheeple at $1,100.00 per oz.

THEY ARE OUT TO SELL -0- GOLD. BELIEVE IT. SILVER ALSO!

Once you start to thimk! about this you can begin to understand the real suppression and stealing behind the totally manipulated Gold Price.

Therefore, without going on and on and on, (plenty more to post in 2010)

Gold is so cheep that its real price is NEGATIVE.

Silver will trade at 20 to One for gold.

CDE is so cheep that it is Free here!

CDE is hereby dubbed to be the jickiss Stock of the Year 2010.

Buy all you can buy with both hands.

Then,

Hold Fast!

There are Acres of Diamonds Ahead!

for

In the END, only the Gold and Silver and Miners and Miners Related Longs,
and the Broads Shorts
can win Big!

ps Thimk! Thimk! and Thimk!

The planned organized fully funded Suppression the Price of Gold is Political, not economic. This is exactly what all them that are afraid of the word “Political” understand in their hearts. Anything that you are Afraid of can, and most likely will, kill you.
Politics, Not Economics, is the Master Science of Planet Earth.

All of the problems on Planet Earth are Social…Not Environmental and not really Economic, as the Dirty Hand wants you to Believe.

Thimk!

and welcome to 2010!

Never Give In!

Finally, your jickiss wishes only, repeat, only the Very Best Regards to one and all in 2010! your jickiss wishes that Stoolville can go to the Front! Lead! Post! Buy!

and may we all be Lucky first!
It is Always better to be Lucky than to be Smart.

CDE = the jickiss Stock of the Year 2010!

Edited by jickiss, 01 January 2010 - 08:37 PM.

"Every Bubble ends in fear and panic. This one will too." --Machinehead, March 29, 2005

On September 06, 2006, TRE closed at $6.50.
On September 19, 2006, CDE closed at $46.30 (adjusted for reverse split)
.


On Oct. 17, '06, Goldman (GS) closed at $183.07 (jickiss Sell) whilst Newmont (NEM) closed at $43.24 (jickiss Buy).

"Politics in America has become a playground of fictions. The politicians tell the public what the public wants to hear. Whether the question is social security, education, budget deficits or national security, the public wants to believe that things aren�t so bad." --Written by J.R. Nyquist, December 8, 2006.

"Private sector employees will never retire, they will work literally to death, dying sick broke and busted with absolutely no hope whatsoever." -- Shorty, on March 15, 2009.

"Luck is the most precious commodity in the world." Brisbane Bear, October 25, 2007.

"Luck favors the prepared mind." Mr. James Dines, back in the 80s, in "The Dines Letter."

"With Luck, anything is Possible, but without Luck, virtually nothing Good ever happens." --- The jickiss Mantra, sad but True.

#33 Drano

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 08:20 PM

Well, I guess that answered THAT question.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks, Jick, and best to you in the Noo Year too.
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#34 jickiss

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 09:39 PM

jickiss is back!



jickiss is back!


and


well, with the Bears here away,

your jickiss decided to quote Mish
from his blog


da Troubles are real, question, when will we crash da Broads?

"Global Imbalances Mount


Global imbalances are cropping up like weeds in places like Greece, Spain, Vietnam, Iceland Latvia, and Lithuania.

There are massive property bubbles in China, Canada, the UK, and Australia.

Japan is in a foolish fight against deflation and sinking further in debt

Commercial real estate in the US is on the verge of bringing down hundreds of regional banks.

Cities in the US are under massive pressure because of unsustainable pension plan promises.

Global terrorism is on the rise"

http://globaleconomi...s.blogspot.com/

your jickiss specially likes Mish's IDEA to let the Plan Retired take the HIT if the ass-umptions for returns in the various pension plans (typically around 8% today) are not met. HooHA! let all them that are retired take the HIT!!

yessss!

duh we got CONTRACTS!
duhhh
duh!
"Every Bubble ends in fear and panic. This one will too." --Machinehead, March 29, 2005

On September 06, 2006, TRE closed at $6.50.
On September 19, 2006, CDE closed at $46.30 (adjusted for reverse split)
.


On Oct. 17, '06, Goldman (GS) closed at $183.07 (jickiss Sell) whilst Newmont (NEM) closed at $43.24 (jickiss Buy).

"Politics in America has become a playground of fictions. The politicians tell the public what the public wants to hear. Whether the question is social security, education, budget deficits or national security, the public wants to believe that things aren�t so bad." --Written by J.R. Nyquist, December 8, 2006.

"Private sector employees will never retire, they will work literally to death, dying sick broke and busted with absolutely no hope whatsoever." -- Shorty, on March 15, 2009.

"Luck is the most precious commodity in the world." Brisbane Bear, October 25, 2007.

"Luck favors the prepared mind." Mr. James Dines, back in the 80s, in "The Dines Letter."

"With Luck, anything is Possible, but without Luck, virtually nothing Good ever happens." --- The jickiss Mantra, sad but True.

#35 Jimbo

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 09:57 PM

THE TROUBLE WITH COMMODITY ETF"s

Trader Joe's 2010 New Year Resolution

Thou shall never buy another commodity based ETF ever again


Dear Trader Joe

Commodity ETF's are seriously structurally flawed vehicles to invest in commodities.

ie

1/ The transaction costs of constantly rolling over their futures positions are high and eat up their capital over time.

2/ The other traders can see the rollovers in the futures markets coming a mile away and front run them - sought of like dolphins using the bow wave of a ship for a free ride - so they dont get good execution.

Now an ETF that invests solely in long dated options of gas stocks - that might be interesting.

More than interesting - it would be the right way to play gas now.

They could even write puts to offset the transaction cost.
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#36 Drano

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 10:19 PM

More confirmation of tax receipts being down:

http://www.trivisonno.com/
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#37 capitall

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 10:33 PM

jickiss is back!



jickiss is back!


something to thimk about as 2009 sinks into the sunset....

She actually gave $100,000,000 to Poetry Magazine.

now,

sad to say

gone.

http://finance.yahoo...060481.html?x=0

At Poetry Mag, they hated the verse
That I mailed to them, they stayed Adverse.
But I was not Mad, when I got their Bill
I simply Mailed they One Hundred Mil


there is a deep lesson here, but your jickiss refused to say more.


What deep lessons someone takes away from a story are colored by their own experiences and perspectives. I am sure that I did not take away the deep lessons that you did. Here are two of mine:

1) She respected the poetry magazine editors' integrity and their intentions to be objective. She did not expect them to accept her poetry just because she was rich.

2) She really must have loved poetry. I do like some poetry. But 100 mil to a poetry magazine? When someone with 100 mil to give away looks around and determines that the most pressing need for 100 mil in this world is for a poetry magazine, well, they are not in touch with what I consider to be reality; that's for sure. A good argument for a VERY high estate tax IMHO. Let Lloyd's estate pay the taxpayers back for all the TARP and other benefits he received from the U.S. taxpayer. And the same for other wealthy people connected with the Special Interest Groups of crony capitalism that rob the taxpayer blind, after which they sit on their stack of money acting superior, saying they are "doing God's work."

#38 Drano

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 10:36 PM

Happy New Year.

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#39 Drano

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 10:39 PM

Just because.

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 10:46 PM

Are we done with the holidays yet?

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Posted 01 January 2010 - 11:41 PM

Depends on his genre, don't you think?

After all, both The Onion and The National Enquirer write lots of nonsensical pieces full of exaggerations, half-truths based upon speculation, satire and even outright lies.

But that's what their audiences want.

Maybe he's just writing what his audience wants so he can make a buck or two.

IF he's making money from writing what he does, then he's not a Moran but rather a journalist, unless of course he believes his on BS.


I was talking about Biederman, not the reporter. This guy charges his institutional clients thousands and thousands of dollars annually. Here he is a self proclaimed expert on liquidity, and he has absolutely no clue, in my humble opinion. No clue WHATSOEVER, what drives the market. To me, it's fraud. The guy was wildly bullish, I mean WILDLY bullish in October 2007. And now he claims not to understand what has been driving this market, SPECULATING, that MAYBE the Fed is manipulating it.

These analytical frauds piss me off more than just about anything I can think of, except for maybe one or two things.

Whatever.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 12:50 AM

jickiss is back!


and


your jickiss specially likes Mish's IDEA to let the Plan Retired take the HIT if the ass-umptions for returns in the various pension plans (typically around 8% today) are not met. HooHA! let all them that are retired take the HIT!!

they never take the hit

they just jack their neighbors' taxes up and up and up

then laugh their aSSes off all the way down ta Florida for the holidays

same every year

it will never change

until the duped and tax-raped neighbors figure out where to adminaSSter the red-hot pokers

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 12:57 AM

Gov't work program

Prisoners used to shovel snow-bound US capital
Two work crews comprising some 20 prisoners convicted of minor offenses were deployed around the city December 18 and 19, along with two prison guards to watch over them, DOC spokesman Michon Parker told AFP.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 01:01 AM

jickiss is back!




jickiss is back!

and

01-01-2010


Dear Drano,

Happy New Year to you! and tanks for asking your jickiss if CDE should be the stock of the year 2010.

after all, CDE was the stock of the year 2009, and it did go up….HooHa!

NOT AS MUCH AS FORD.

so, of course your jickss is not happy about this at all. nope.

here we go again. a long jickiss answer to your most Important Question:

Easy. All we need are Indicators.

With Indicators, da Market answers questions about da Market! easy!

1. your jickiss now presents the Most Important Indicator of All of the Secret jickiss Indicators. To wit: The Secret jickiss Real Price of Gold Indicator

Bedrock jickiss Logic: the Price of Gold is all that matters now.

here is The Secret jickiss Real Price of Gold Indicator.

Kitco Physical Price of Gold MINUS Kitco Physical Price of Platinum = The Secret jickiss Real Price of Gold Indicator.

As at 01-01-2010 we calculate as follows:

$1,096.50 - 1,467.00 = $-370.50

Got that? Minus Three Hundred Seventy Dollars and Fifty Cents.

A NEGATIVE NUMBER!
HOO HA.

So now, a bit of ‘splaining for you, and for da Gold Faithful.

since we are speaking about finance, your jickiss can prove nothing…You, however, can decide. and Watch the Indicator, even if you Reject it.

Imagine Right Now, if Gold had closed 2009 at the Price of Platinum. In other words, if The Secret jickiss Real Price of Gold Indicator closed YE 2009 at -0-,
where do you Thimk that, for instance, GG and CDE would have closed YE 2009???


The negative Real Price of Gold Tells all them that can thimk! that it measures the stealing from the Public by da Boyz of all of the options premiums that were Burned up trading Gold Miners and Silver Miners and Miners Realated. For Starters.

The negative Real Price of Gold Tells all them that can thimk! just why the US Mint will not sell gold to da Sheeple at $1,100.00 per oz.

THEY ARE OUT TO SELL -0- GOLD. BELIEVE IT. SILVER ALSO!

Once you start to thimk! about this you can begin to understand the real suppression and stealing behind the totally manipulated Gold Price.

Therefore, without going on and on and on, (plenty more to post in 2010)

Gold is so cheep that its real price is NEGATIVE.

Silver will trade at 20 to One for gold.

CDE is so cheep that it is Free here!

CDE is hereby dubbed to be the jickiss Stock of the Year 2010.

Buy all you can buy with both hands.

Then,

Hold Fast!

There are Acres of Diamonds Ahead!

for

In the END, only the Gold and Silver and Miners and Miners Related Longs,
and the Broads Shorts
can win Big!

ps Thimk! Thimk! and Thimk!

The planned organized fully funded Suppression the Price of Gold is Political, not economic. This is exactly what all them that are afraid of the word “Political” understand in their hearts. Anything that you are Afraid of can, and most likely will, kill you.
Politics, Not Economics, is the Master Science of Planet Earth.

All of the problems on Planet Earth are Social…Not Environmental and not really Economic, as the Dirty Hand wants you to Believe.

Thimk!

and welcome to 2010!

Never Give In!

Finally, your jickiss wishes only, repeat, only the Very Best Regards to one and all in 2010! your jickiss wishes that Stoolville can go to the Front! Lead! Post! Buy!

and may we all be Lucky first!
It is Always better to be Lucky than to be Smart.

CDE = the jickiss Stock of the Year 2010!



And a happy and prosperous new year to you and the other denizens of Stoolville. :D

#45 shorty

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 01:05 AM

thank Gov't for the Gov't
without them we'd all starve
the Gov't produces all our food
and gives it to us free
They are wonderful

A record 37.2 million people, or about one out of every eight Americans, received food stamps in September, as the recession drove a surging jobless rate, according to a Government report.

The Government boosted food aid as unemployment soared, heading to a 26-year high of 10.2 percent in October.

Nevada had the biggest increase in food-stamp participation rates from a year earlier, surging 54 percent, followed by a 46.5 percent jump in Utah, according to the USDA.

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