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#46 Jetlag

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 10:29 AM

This small business report is nuclear weapon attack on bulls. its terrible. terrible. and let think about - 85% od employment comes from small business. THERE IS NO RECOVERY.


Meanwhile Big Crap and Wally Banksters are back on their feet and some are even taking record level bognuses home. It's all good for the top 1 per cent.

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 11:20 AM

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December 12, 2009 By Lee Adler
The Wall Street media was in a frenzy over the "better than expected" news on retailing from the Commerce Department on Friday. It's all a matter of perspective. Yes, the data was up strongly month to month, and yes, it was higher than last November when the economy seized up following the stock market panic, but when you look at the big picture, there isn't much to get excited about. Read more

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 11:52 AM

Speaking of junkers, anybody like SIRI here and now?


That thing is headed for BK or a restructuring of some sort...

Stay away....

Now free to rocket to $5.00, and beyond....

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 01:20 PM

Lol...just wondered how old Whiskey

http://en.wikipedia....iki/Mark_Haines


Well, naturally I had to scan the NJ tax daterbase to see how 'ol Whiskey "be livin' "

The results are in

Here's the Whiskey House... pretty nice actually. Little sun room off the back and a good size pool for the fat f*** to paddle around in. Hopefully he wears a set of water wings so as not to accidentally DWI (drown while intoxicated)

haines_1.jpg

...and it looks as though "'ol Doucheface" is payin about $11,000 a year in property taxes...OUCH!!!....but about right for good 'ol NJ...

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 01:51 PM

Kinda looks like the Branch Davidian complex.

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 02:25 PM

The elusive market low to come:

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 04:26 PM

Well, naturally I had to scan the NJ tax daterbase � to see how 'ol Whiskey "be livin' "

The results are in

Here's the Whiskey House... pretty nice actually. Little sun room off the back and a good size pool for the fat f*** to paddle around in. Hopefully he wears a set of water wings so as not to accidentally DWI (drown while intoxicated)

haines_1.jpg

...and it looks as though "'ol Doucheface" is payin about $11,000 a year in property taxes...OUCH!!!....but about right for good 'ol NJ...

Haines_Taxes.jpg

11k is way cheap for marlboro......He must be on the rural horse farm side,The other side is all newer McMansions that I would guess are double that tax rate.I have a friend who bought there 4 or 5 years ago and since forclosed because he was drowning on the payment and taxes.I believe his monthly payment was in the 4k range :unsure:

Nice area if one can afford it though.

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 07:27 PM

This small business report is nuclear weapon attack on bulls. its terrible. terrible. and let think about - 85% od employment comes from small business. THERE IS NO RECOVERY.

Of course there is no recovery.

The entire Depression is completely pre-planned and intentional, and it will not end until the U.S. private sector middle claSS is arse-porked down to third world living standards, wrestling their neighbors in the streets for dirt sandwiches off the back of U.N. trucks.

It's going to get much worse, and all the while the gov't will be spewing propaganda about how much better it's getting.

Eventually, inevitably, the maSSes will realize the only solution is to take out, in spectacular fashion, INDIVIDUAL members of the top 1%.

Another revolution is certain, and this time the weapons will be 234 years more advanced. Even tools like Zillow are quite useful. Convenient and time-saving.

Bottom line is that the bottoms of individual members of the top 1% are essentially defenseless, and they will choose to quickly surrender after a surprisingly small number of their chubby bankster butties are made examples of.

Lotta folk with nuthin' left ta lose. Only takes a few.

Top 1% over-stretched and mis-calculated, and they will pay dearly for it.

Their reckless arrogance will instantly morph into pitiful fear upon witnessing maSS deployment of red-hot pokers.

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 07:29 PM

IBD pointing out declining crapcommon fraudex volumes, partly butt not totally due to holidays (BTW what holidays? "December Lights"? "Snow Festivals"?)

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 08:01 PM

jickiss is back!



jickiss is back!


and

1. First, a Report from the "Ground," so to say, in AC NJ. your jickiss, on impulse, drove from Philly to AC on Friday Night, leaving at 10 pm, arriving AC around midnight.

Never, never has AC been so totally empty, and devoid of Players. The situation was far beyond Spooky!
Tables were empty! Floors empty. Parking lots Empty. Streets of AC totally Empty. Borad walk totally empty. AC Expressway Empty. Rte 73 Empty.

No body has any cash left....Shorty is soooo Right!

and

2. Ford. Question: Is F running on empty, or do we see a giant inverse H and S here, with a target at 19????

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On Oct. 17, '06, Goldman (GS) closed at $183.07 (jickiss Sell) whilst Newmont (NEM) closed at $43.24 (jickiss Buy).

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"Private sector employees will never retire, they will work literally to death, dying sick broke and busted with absolutely no hope whatsoever." -- Shorty, on March 15, 2009.

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 08:04 PM

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December 12, 2009 By Lee Adler The Fed’s balance sheet shrank again last week as it settled only a couple billion in securities purchases which wasn’t enough to offset declining levels of alphabet soup. The Treasury market got whacked by big supply. Even though bid covers were strong, buyers wanted higher yields as they bought into the economic recovery story, which isn’t well supported, but don’t tell that to the mainstream media. Click here to download complete report in pdf format (Professional Edition Subscribers). Try the Professional Edition risk free for thirty days. If, within that time, you don’t find the information useful, I will give you a full refund. It’s that simple. Click here for more information.

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 08:36 PM

jickiss is back!



jickiss is back!


and 2 charts inside this article say it all! (two charts on Kali RE, as an Example, that is)

http://www.financial.../2009/1210.html

also, a nice shot of B(l) ies
now at

B of EH!

jickiss!!!!!!!
"Every Bubble ends in fear and panic. This one will too." --Machinehead, March 29, 2005

On September 06, 2006, TRE closed at $6.50.
On September 19, 2006, CDE closed at $46.30 (adjusted for reverse split)
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On Oct. 17, '06, Goldman (GS) closed at $183.07 (jickiss Sell) whilst Newmont (NEM) closed at $43.24 (jickiss Buy).

"Politics in America has become a playground of fictions. The politicians tell the public what the public wants to hear. Whether the question is social security, education, budget deficits or national security, the public wants to believe that things aren�t so bad." --Written by J.R. Nyquist, December 8, 2006.

"Private sector employees will never retire, they will work literally to death, dying sick broke and busted with absolutely no hope whatsoever." -- Shorty, on March 15, 2009.

"Luck is the most precious commodity in the world." Brisbane Bear, October 25, 2007.

"Luck favors the prepared mind." Mr. James Dines, back in the 80s, in "The Dines Letter."

"With Luck, anything is Possible, but without Luck, virtually nothing Good ever happens." --- The jickiss Mantra, sad but True.

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 08:59 PM

does any one share his thoughts on whats the implication of this new finance bill to the banks? Its very surprising to see jpm pinned to lows for last few weeks

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 09:56 PM

If it's that cut in stone..mandate every individual in the USA with a 201k, TSA, Pension fund, inept Calpers, Harvard Endowment Fund ( bozos ), brokerage account, UTMA's, self directed IRA's to get into the funds/IBD mo mo crap they are gonna jam up so they can get the 18 %. Tell us already.....the markets are a friggin joke so let's make it hilarious...let's screw with every metric ever used and obliterate it until intellectual thinkers are smashing their heads against the green monster at Fenway Park.

If the government has made the stock market the economy( and it has )...tell us so we can all enter our no risk trades on Monday...seriously..why the hell don't they just advertise what "number" they ( presidents working group) picked for the SPX just like when Barton Biggs 150 points above the SPX low was told by a bunch of pigmen that the low would be "666"....6 friggin 66.....and they hit it.....wtf ????

So let us know....we can get the TONY DOW to 40000 in a year if that's what they want...sheet...we can get past Brazil if the stock markets the economy...I'll load up on any horsesheet they want....advertise it...bypass Crapvision..go right to the public and make a special speech saying we are opening at TONY DOW 30,000 on January 15th...get in now for this once in a lifetime opportunity....

Apparently Helo Ben's "targeting "assets" so instead of trying to put the guise of "free market capitalism" on this pile of sheet......Eat sheet Pudlow you wanker....C'mon Clowngress.....just tell us whats gonna happen and when....After all...this is the worst economy since the Great Depression dontcha know ?????.......................it will free Helo boy of Clowngressional hearings and spare the public from hearing moron's in Government asking Ben questions about the life expectancy of house flys..........it will free Turbo Timmy from pigmen bonus backlash...we all will be rich so we can spend our money on sheet made in China.....hell we don't even have to be employed if they tell us where we are going...

Come on Boys...just tell us what to buy..tell us what to front tun..send us private emails so we can get in....America will eat it up and forget about who Tiger's number twelve is.....you got the power...use it...

rant over...foulke JPM and GS....where's the Tylenol...



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#60 Trader Joe

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 10:08 PM

A year ago that rant would have earned you a tin foil hat, but now the answer is, "so what else is news," <_<


This time it earned him one of these parked across the street :ninja:

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