DrStool Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 The latest headlines from the Wall Street Urinal. Reload the Urinal frequently throughout the day for all the latest headlines from from Dow Jokes, Boomblurb, Rhoiders, TheSheeit.com, CNN Moneyhype, and other newsnoise and infomercial sources from around the world. The links are above right, in the left menu, and below the thread. Wall Street Urinal All the news that fits, we print.? If you haven't used it yet you should check out the Stoolpop thumbnail market overview window! This compact window contains the latest intraday thumbnail charts on the SPX, gold and precious metals indices from Kitco, as well as a market summary applet from Barchart.com and form boxes for detailed quotes and market statistics. The window has minimal graphics beyond the essentials, so that it uses few server and processor resources, loads quickly, and gives you the tools you need all in one convenient reduced size window. You can also toggle the window back and forth with the Wall Street Urinal, to quickly scan all the latest newsnoise headlines. The links to this window are located in the upper right of this page, in the left column, and below the thread. Market Stats and Thumbnail Charts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jrmfl Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 No, I'm the one who had the heart attack. Turns out to be a bad tick on ino.com buy that dip windy. 7.20 - 7.40s on deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinxter Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 MAssive dolor jamming back underway again. Gold holding steady at 332 Euros. (That's the peg number, in case you were wondering) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jrmfl Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 gravity. the sheer weight of it all grows daily. where's soup man, it's clam cowder day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wndysrf Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 Decent sized gap down in the most heavily Riverboated stock last week. Looks like a lot of mo-mo players are going to get shafted on this little "ABC" down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wndysrf Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 Wild, hysterical bidding up on this one. Printing north of $11 in the PreMarket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 I'm going to be keeping a close eye on oil and gas today. I'm highly skeptical that there is as much in storage as the government is reporting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 Why? Cause they are a bunch of lying weasels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wndysrf Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 Getting hammered 9% in the PreMarket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jrmfl Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 2day we'll if just how many greater fools trades the bot's can manifest. should be a good day for dipsaw'd shorts. euroland whipped. asia crapping octo's. uncle buckie farting dust. swaps n spreads running away from the lite. the stink of kink's seeing new signs corporate malfeasance has embarked on a poloroid paradigm. where do all these bits n bytes run for cova? what a mess, gives new meaning to "vaporware". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock Limit Down Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 Getting hammered 9% in the PreMarket mark; I have it at 69.49 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 Bullhorning, particularly by french socialist dickheads, just doesn't go as far as it used to. May I suggest you substitute the term ?cheese-eating surrender monkeys? for ?French? in order to give your comments a consistent air of hysterical xenophobia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 Simple question. When you all go on about Credit Spreads What does this mean? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jrmfl Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 May I suggest you substitute the term ?cheese-eating surrender monkeys? for ?French? in order to give your comments a consistent air of hysterical xenophobia? they were the only nation to ever settle, in total, their debt with us... in gold, no less. koolaid anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinxter Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 May I suggest you substitute the term ?cheese-eating surrender monkeys? for ?French? in order to give your comments a consistent air of hysterical xenophobia? I have a particular bone to pick with Trichet. His record is abominable. As are the records of several detestable statist American dickheads. If you have a bone to pick with the French people, have at it. I do not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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