DrStool Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Shocking News! Market Down 0.1%! But It's OK. Dow Up Your Closing Anals Intraday are now posted. Take a subscribatory, open it and download it RIGHT NOW, along with everything else in your Anals!? 15 Day Intro Subscribatory. Just $2.99! Get In RIGHT NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted December 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Doc is taking a break this evening. Your complete Weak End Analsl, including Uncle Buck and the Long Bong, along with the Golden Stool will be published Saturday. Al Blows It Out Feed Accelerates, Near Record Levels Today's Fed Feed Report is now updated. How can you expect to know how things will come out if you don't know your Feed? It's in your Anals daily. Take a subscribatory and download your Feed report and analysis RIGHT NOW! 15 Day Intro Subscribatory. Just $2.99! Get In RIGHT NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machinehead Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 The S&P, within rounding error, closed unchanged at the critical level of 1089 for a second day. (Explanation of the 1089 level can be found in sigmo's thread on LOB.) Unchanged closes often signal a reversal. They are a special case of a double top. I'm ready to roll to gloryland on dat southbound train. Are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted December 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 If you haven't used it yet you should check out the Stoolpop thumbnail market overview window! This compact window contains the latest intraday thumbnail charts on the SPX, gold and precious metals indices from Kitco, as well as a market summary applet from Barchart.com and form boxes for detailed quotes and market statistics. The window has minimal graphics beyond the essentials, so that it uses few server and processor resources, loads quickly, and gives you the tools you need all in one convenient reduced size window. You can also toggle the window back and forth with the Wall Street Urinal, to quickly scan all the latest newsnoise headlines. The links to this window are located in the upper right of this page, in the left column, and below the thread. Market Stats and Thumbnail Charts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinxter Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Apparently, the disappearing money act has caught some mainstream attention. Where it go? Here's a quote that I have a problem with: After peaking in August, M2 fell at a 4.8 percent rate through November, while M3 sank at a 4.3 percent annual rate. The three straight monthly declines marked the longest such stretch since late 1992 and early 1993. And the Fed's figures show the brakes on money growth have been slammed even harder lately, with declines in M2 and M3 accelerating in the week of Dec. 8, the latest data available. One possible explanation for this sudden decline is that people are taking cash out of accounts and putting it back in the stock market, which has rallied in recent months, in response to stronger growth in the economy, and corporate profits Say, whaaaat? Let's step through the process. Person "A", who we'll call "bagholder", decides to take money out of a bank account and buy 1000 shares of AMZN at market. Person "B", who we'll call "hysterically laughing insider", receives said money from "bagholder" and then, and then, and then, this is the tricky part, PUTS IT INTO A BANK ACCOUNT or some other receivership. Here, let me do a Sam Kineson impression: "YOU IDIOT MORONS! IT DOESN'T GO AWAY WHEN YOU BUY STOCKS, IT JUST GOES TO SOMEONE ELSE!!! Although, as a counterpoint, I do like the unintentional imagery that money placed into stocks disappears. At least I hope that was unintentional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machinehead Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Soros asked: It's "Freedom Fries Plaza." Would you like to biggie-size it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted December 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 sphninx- That was like Crudele's dumbass article last week about the Fed. What can you say. Charlatans, lackeys, and boobs. Boobs. Heh. Heh heh. He said boobs. Ye-ah. Boobs. sniffle snort snort heh heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiding Bear Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 Doc is taking a break this evening. Your complete Weak End Analsl, including Uncle Buck and the Long Bong, along with the Golden Stool will be published Saturday. Al Blows It Out Feed Accelerates, Near Record Levels Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. His real name is Alan Greenspan. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. How dreary would be the market if there were no AG! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith in ever higher stock prices, manipulative mutual funds, front-running floor specialists, no fiat-money to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight ? and what good would that be! The external light that says give me more, more, more world would be extinguished. Not believe in AG! You might as well not believe in the Fed, or the dollar, or the gold in Fort Knox. There?s no proof that it is not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world, especially those given to us by AG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock Limit Down Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 The close on the Russel was criminal. If I would of been one of the unfortunate shorts that got blown out on the squeeze into the close my blood would be boiling. The futures got way ahead of the index as they blew short positions spiking it to 547.30. After the close they took it back down to 543.80. The equivalent of around 80 dow points after 1600. Untradeable market. I watch these games in awe of the "free" markets. Total bullsh$t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 I'm ready to roll to gloryland on dat southbound train. Are you? Well i, wait around train station waitin? for that train Take me Take me away from this loansome town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 So you think it's time to buy huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted December 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 I am starting a new web ad agency. It is called Stoolpop.com. Do you think anyone will buy ads from me? I met a chiropractor the other night. As he was coming in to the home where I was visiting, he saw the DR STOOL license plate on the Stoolmobile in the driveway. When we were introduced he asked me if I wore rubber gloves when I worked. I had to think about it for a moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flockofsheeples Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 New Trade Center tower design unveiledhttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3757111/ http://www.msnbc.com/m/mw/s/msnbc/asx.asp?...ic_tower_031219 http://www.therealdeal.net/articles/trump.php And Larry Silverstein wasn't thrilled with the design they foisted upon him either is that red thing a women's shoe?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 sphninx- That was like Crudele's dumbass article last week about the Fed. What can you say. Charlatans, lackeys, and boobs. Boobs. Heh. Heh heh. He said boobs. Ye-ah. Boobs. sniffle snort snort heh heh. Perhaps Doc would like the car Sphinx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lineup32 Posted December 19, 2003 Report Share Posted December 19, 2003 The close on the Russel was criminal. If I would of been one of the unfortunate shorts that got blown out on the squeeze into the close my blood would be boiling.The futures got way ahead of the index as they blew short positions spiking it to 547.30. After the close they took it back down to 543.80. The equivalent of around 80 dow points after 1600. Untradeable market. I watch these games in awe of the "free" markets. Total bullsh$t yes, that was quite a blast!! covered and ran I did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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