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Looks like some new biological agents are to be tested next week under urban conditions:

 

Health agencies alerted physicians Friday to report any illnesses among people connected with the Republican National Convention.

 

?Beginning immediately, any patient that presents respiratory, flu-like symptoms or any disease out of the ordinary for this region and has been in close proximity to the (Republican National Convention) must contact our department immediately,? Gruchacz said.

 

"Our federal colleagues have informed us that the time between the national convention and the election is a heightened? period for security.

 

Could the script be any clearer?

Maybe they know people are just sick of the current crop of Repukers.

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LLD:

 

As predicted, on a light volume Friday......

 

Stocks up: Check

 

U.S. Peso up: Check

 

T-Bone Yields Down: Check

 

Gold down: Check

 

Silver down: Check

 

Oil down: Check

 

Clean Sweep for The Matrix so far today......................

 

6 for 6...............

One fly in the ointment

minor problem

miners not being sold..

They will probably get around to that later...

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Looks like some new biological agents are to be tested next week under urban conditions:

 

Health agencies alerted physicians Friday to report any illnesses among people connected with the Republican National Convention.

 

?Beginning immediately, any patient that presents respiratory, flu-like symptoms or any disease out of the ordinary for this region and has been in close proximity to the (Republican National Convention) must contact our department immediately,? Gruchacz said.

 

"Our federal colleagues have informed us that the time between the national convention and the election is a heightened? period for security.

 

Could the script be any clearer?

Sounds to me like the "Authorities" will be offering free food and drink to those caged protesters!

 

The new strain will be widely known as

 

OI812 or,

 

"Leftwing Nutjob Syndrome"

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Looks like some new biological agents are to be tested next week under urban conditions:

 

Health agencies alerted physicians Friday to report any illnesses among people connected with the Republican National Convention.

 

?Beginning immediately, any patient that presents respiratory, flu-like symptoms or any disease out of the ordinary for this region and has been in close proximity to the (Republican National Convention) must contact our department immediately,? Gruchacz said.

 

"Our federal colleagues have informed us that the time between the national convention and the election is a heightened? period for security.

 

Could the script be any clearer?

Sounds to me like the "Authorities" will be offering free food and drink to those caged protesters!

 

The new strain will be widely known as

 

OI812 or,

 

"Leftwing Nutjob Syndrome"

Or -- Agitalosis (agitators' disease), replacing the quaint-sounding "legionnaires' disease" of years ago.

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"Agitalosus"...I like it!

 

Tom Fridge = Rectumus Maximus

Or, if you prefer, BIGGUS DICKUS (stolen from MPFC's Life of Brian):

 

PILATE:

This time, I guawantee you will not escape. Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today?

 

GUARD #1:

A hundred and thirty-nine, sir. Special celebration. Passover, sir.

 

PILATE:

Wight. Now we have a hundwed and forty. Nice wound number, eh, Biggus?

 

BIGGUS DICKUS:

Hm hm hm hm hm.

 

CENTURION:

Hail Caesar!

 

:grin:

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