quanta Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Bail Out Details Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news - the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made $ 998.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappy Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Made for TV feetball that's better than the commercials for a change. yay Stillers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappy Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Made for TV feetball that's better than the commercials for a change. yay Stillers! Gold selling off by about $13, black (earl ) up a quarter. Unknowing yahoos. no respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_Slim Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 man as a jaguar fan it's painful watching those steelers win another one . . . go gators! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K Wave Rider Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Euro, Swiss pickin up where they left off Friday...swirlin down the crapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solax Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 What part of the country do you live in? The East Coast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_Slim Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Euro, Swiss pickin up where they left off Friday...swirlin down the crapper yeah . . . swissie looks like she wants to break up some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K Wave Rider Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Yen tryin to get sumthin started again outta da wedgie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prancing_cow Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 on the price deflation - Subway is running $5 footlongs promotion - all footlongs. Denver local lunch chain has - $1 off every lunch meal promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmin Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 How can you expect a people that doesn't know the difference between right and wrong to do the right thing. The new administration is appointing tax cheats to the most important jobs in the country and hardly anyone is making a peep of a complaint. The cheats and bums are everywhere, at every level of society. This is a hopeless situation. Take care of yourself and your family. Do it honorably. Mike Huckabee's Fox program Saturday night thinks tax cheats don't belong. Video http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html...abee/index.html Closing statement http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,483347,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappy Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Michael Phelps for Drug Czar!!!!!!! Phelps 'used cannabis pipe': Report London, Feb 01: A British newspaper published a photograph Sunday allegedly showing multiple Olympic gold medal-winning swimmer Michael Phelps inhaling from a glass pipe generally used to smoke cannabis. The newspaper said the picture was taken on November 6, almost three months after Phelps won an historic eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympics, when he went to a party at the University of South Carolina. The report claimed 23-year-old Phelps was visiting Jordan Matthews, a girl who was a student at the university and who he was secretly dating, and threw himself into a series of parties in houses and bars. The photograph shows Phelps, wearing a white t-shirt and a baseball cap back to front, holding the pipe -- known as a bong -- to his lips and apparently inhaling. The tabloid quoted a partygoer as saying: "You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do." "He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits." ...... zee link... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howard in nyc Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 a 23 yo kid smoked weed. shocking. that should dominate the news cycle for a couple of days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmin Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 QUOTE (DrStool @ Feb 1 2009, 09:29 PM) The new administration is appointing tax cheats to the most important jobs in the country and hardly anyone is making a peep of a complaint. and another on the air complaint I heard about Geithner Jan302009___Geithner.mp3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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