Pere Ubu Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Another tough day. But a great buying opportunity!!! Best time to buy was when fear is the highest!!! Everyone is so scared! I'm buying!!! Added more to EBAY, AMZN, and YHOO. Cramer said shorts will blown away on these three!!! Went on margin to buy AMAT and ORCL near the end of the day. These are going to lead the big recovery!!! The short sellers must be careful!!! You remember what happened the last time the bears got too giddy!! Party time for the bulls on Monday!!! I'm lovin' this market. Up 55% this year already!! How about you guys??? Anyone else making money??? I need to find that Piledriver person, he seems to be making some good coin!!! Get ready to rumble next week!!! The mutual fund contributions start coming in for the big 401k splash!! Big buying spree coming up!! Waiting for some more repurchase thingys or whatever to get injected into the system. Come on, Greenspan baby!! Bring on Bernanke!!! More money for the Mo-Mo Monkey!!! hey was up you wingohockingmoyamensinged up ape! 55% up this year? I am up 55% every month you wingohockingmoyamensinged up idiot. Pere Ubu notes that with a monthly return of +55% per month you will soon own the entire planet, not just the markets. Pata-economic congragulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pere Ubu Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 DBS = Eifuku = Pere Ubu = MMMonkey. ... (on a site based upon scatalogical parody, I find it incredible that some of the sharpest stoolies don't always understand Shtick.) Amen. And pass the mayo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinxter Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Wyndy-Don't most wall Street cows have Biiiig calves-Trade Safe! I call 'em 'cankles'. You can't really tell where the ankle ends and the calf begins. But man, you can sure guess the end game! Cankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy_Dent Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 I think you guys are taking MoMoMonkey too seriously. He's obviously just a parody of Cramer. Lighten up on him! SHEESH! How can you posit that a stoolie is satirizing a well-known self-promoting stock market guru? Who would think of such a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWave Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Watching Liz Ann Sonders now. Looks like she bleached her teeth and highlighted her hair. Now she needs to come to Newport Beach and get some breast implants, and get some lipo to suck the fat out of those huge calves.... Susan Byrne was also on.. She got a certain D/s look in her eye...I bet she's a pro domme on the side with her own dungeon..Certain that Benny and Al fly in to submit on a regular basis..McTier probably put them on to her...Dallas folks you know.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pere Ubu Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 I call 'em 'cankles'. You can't really tell where the ankle ends and the calf begins. But man, you can sure guess the end game! Cankles. Clothing sizes: The female feelgood factor The Obesity Business (how pata-culturally pathetic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crooked_analyst Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Hey Doc: One of the Stool Pigeons called Tom O'Brien show today. Tom said Dr. Stool has been predicting a crash the last 6 months, and the Stoolie defended Doc.... Interview here (RealPlayer). About 6 minutes into the program. http://play.rbn.com/?url=tfnn/tfnn/demand/...3.rm&proto=rtsp That's great. Publicity is good. It cuts both ways. Negative publicity is good. Postive publicity is good. Being controversial is good. If O'Brain said that (Unsolicited comment?), aside from it being not true, if it works out that the market does crash, Doc will be recognized as a prophet. (without honor of course) And if it doesn't work out, like I said it's not true anyway...well not entirely, even if there is a kernel of truth to it. I have said that the prerequisites for a crash exist. I have compared the market to 1987 and 1929, but I never said the market WILL crash. Right? That said, I think the potential for a crash is as high as I have ever seen. There, all bases covered. So whoever the stoolie was who called the show, much ass grassy ass. Keep up the good work! I'm not sure, but I think it was Piles...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pere Ubu Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Have some fun! No offense intended. http://stale.xko.cz/EUROPE-ITALY.swf Very funny. This problem will take of itself in a few generations. If Italy's current less-than-replacement birthrate continues, then there won't be any Italians left to make such clever satires. Solving Europe's Pension Crisis: Work Longer, Have More Bambinos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul-s Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 The BARE is AGOG ........ At first reading, I thought you said... "The BARE is A GOD........!" But with my glasses on, I see that you used the well known acronym AGOG (a grumpy old geezer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Icky Twerp Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 Peeeeee-euuuuu re-establish your bona fides...make a market comment, just as a good-will gesture... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 I wish ... Sat morning here and its Straightsville until the housework's done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crooked_analyst Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 I wish ... Sat morning here and its Straightsville until the housework's done Hey Aussie, According to Weldon, you guys are about the last remaining obstacle to a confirmed Bull Market in Gold...all we're waiting on is your equivalent to a dollar devaluation....how's it look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbubble Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 ok - question. and not a rhetorical one. how would each of us define a market "crash"? meaning, what percent or point move would it take for you to tell someone that "the market crashed today"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The End Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 I think it?s an absolutely delightful template for the Fed to let it rip for a bit.?? That is the signature of our new guest. Sounds like someone here. If it is him, He just be playin around. :wink2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutz Posted September 27, 2003 Report Share Posted September 27, 2003 FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY Mo-Mo is BarASSters good side? NO PUNS INTENDED. NO DENUNCIATIONS, IMPECUTIONS AND/OR OTHER BADMOUTHIFICATIONS ALLOWED (IF AGAINST ALL GOOD JUDGEMENT YOU'RE TRYING THIS AT HOME) AGAINST ANY #5 STOOLIES, LIVING, DEAD, OR IN A TRANSITIONAL ZOMBOID STATE, SO THERE. :wink2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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