BAREister Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 In which Mr TwoScrews(on the?)Loose shows us how he will visit the exotic Samarkand and Bukhara... ? ? Sez TwoScrews: OMG ... WHERE ARE THOSE BANDITS GOING with the BareASS(_)_)ter Birthplace? The BARE claims to have been born at Ohio Valley General Hospital. But we all know that like Abe Lincoln, the BARE first saw the light of day in a humble but honorable mountaineer log cabin in Wheeling, WV. And now I fear it is lost to posterity ... OVGH it wuz. Were it SNOT that it would have been a STEEL structure - assin WHEELING STEEL, then WHEELING PITT now/still in Chapter 11? Then, such a parlous fate was decades away. Gentle reader, do SNOT fall FUR this April 1 FRAUDULENT MISS>>>representation by the neFURious TwoScrews! Yet anUDDER diss>>>tortion... Sniff!!! BARE sympathizes with the reader, who, surely must have pity FUR HRFF, the object of SO VERY MUCH calumny and revisionism by Mr TwoScrews. The poor fellow (TwoScrews) is in DESPERATE need of some behavior modification. And it's Mountaineer, SNOT 'mountaineer'*... If ONLY TwoScrews knew... oh. itz POSTERIORity around Stoolville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 8:30am 04/01/04 U.S. FEB. CRUDE BASIC MATERIALS PRICES UP RECORD 5.5% 8:30am 04/01/04 U.S. FEB. PPI CORE INTERMEDIATE GOODS UP 0.9% 8:30am 04/01/04 U.S. CONTINUING JOBLESS CLAIMS UP 32,000 TO 3.06M 8:30am 04/01/04 U.S. FEB. PPI UP 0.1% VS. 0.4% EXPECTED 8:30am 04/01/04 U.S. 4-WEEK INITIAL JOBLESS CLAIMS UNCHANGED AT 340,250 8:30am 04/01/04 U.S. FEB. PPI CORE UP 0.1% AS EXPECTED 8:30am 04/01/04 U.S. FEB. INTERMEDIATE PPI UP 0.9%, CRUDE UP 2.5% 8:30am 04/01/04 U.S. FEB. PPI CORE INTERMEDIATE GOODS UP 0.9% 8:30am 04/01/04 U.S. WEEKLY INITIAL JOBLESS CLAIMS OFF 3,000 TO 342,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 Yobob- Capitalstool Web Hosting would be happy to host your site, and you could pay me on Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 Buck Comes Down From High As Bong Yield Slips Fed Update is now posted! Know what Al and his crew are up to, and how it's likely to affect the markets. Take a subscribatory and download your daily Fed Report. 30 Day Intro Subscribatory. Just $16.99! Get In RIGHT NOW! Refi Surge Stalls But It's In The Liquidity Pipe Once a week Doc fills you in on the all important MoGauge , straight from the MoGauge Bankers Ass. The MoGauge reflects a major source of liquidity in the financial bubble world and is an important indicator of future market behavior, often forecasting broad market movements months in advance. Take a subscribatory and download your MoGauge RIGHT NOW! 30 Day Intro Subscribatory. Just $16.99! Get In RIGHT NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 after 8:30 #'s Symbol Open High Low Last Change GC J04 4272 4293 4252 4285 + 12 SI K04 7930 8180 7905 8130 + 185 TX M04 8790 8815 8731 8735 -60 I1 M04 N/A N/A N/A 112490 unch EC M04 12289 12365 12231 12356 + 76 US M04 114010 114120 113250 113300 -40 TY M04 115130 115160 115075 115095 -35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machinehead Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 The BAREister tots up the quarterly results for his clients (both of them!): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAREister Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 Martialcomp sez thusly: Wow Bare...that is the first post from you I have been able to understand in quite some time. The Brown One sez, in response: Yes, amazing, isn't it? to which BARE sez: a.) snorjt b.) git yurrsELVES back to skool to git an edjicashunnn if ya caint take complex sentence structure (or paranthetical expression) OR runon sentences OR all of the above OR a bit of FRACTURED EEENGLEEESH thrown in FURGOODMEASURE OR a nanosecond attention span OR... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 MAD I Say Mad Open-Outcry Traded Markets Symbol Open High Low Last Change GC J04 4272 4320 4252 4320 + 47 SI K04 7930 8210 7905 8160 + 215 UFB TX M04 8790 8815 8730 8742 -53 :shocked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machinehead Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 MAD I Say Mad Open-Outcry Traded Markets Symbol Open High Low Last Change GC J04 4272 4320 4252 4320 + 47 It's OFFICIAL -- Stoolville's second public holiday: April 1 - Gold Liberation Day Mar. 18 - Silver Liberation Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock Limit Down Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 Anyone heard what Ted Butler is saying these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 was this the new and improved ppi, the one w/out all the price increases? I tell you folks if the sheep buy into this, well I give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 anyone on bubblevision talking about how all the massive amount of new money that went into funds since the first of the year is now UNDERWATER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock Limit Down Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 was this the new and improved ppi, the one w/out all the price increases? I tell you folks if the sheep buy into this, well I give up. metals did not buy it Soup or the dollar Futures jamming again as all the govenment has left is the stock market. Wild cornered desperate animals dow reshuffling by the criminals Out Verizon EK IP In AIG PZ PFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madame Wrecked Him Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 8:30am 04/01/04 U.S. 4-WEEK INITIAL JOBLESS CLAIMS UNCHANGED AT 340,250 8:30am 04/01/04 U.S. WEEKLY INITIAL JOBLESS CLAIMS OFF 3,000 TO 342,000 The Department of Workforce Security conveniently omitted to mention that last week's figure was revised up from 339k to 345k. In fact, for a couple of weeks, after Al told them to fix up their act, they made no revisions. That was from December 4 to 25. Since then, the upward revisions have been creeping back in again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madame Wrecked Him Posted April 1, 2004 Report Share Posted April 1, 2004 The overall rate of initial claims itself, by the way, in spite of the problems they seem to be having with timely and accurate reporting, seems to have stabilized lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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