jickiss Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 jickiss is back! jickiss is back! and, as has been 'splained Earlier here, Barnes was the greatest Investor of the 20th Century. 1. S Girard 2. Rhodes 3. Barnes http://www.philly.com/inquirer/breaking/ne...arnes_home.html 2012 opening??? will there be sicial order in 2012 in Philly?? ps anybody know why the 13th a Friday?????? for da ground breaking??? jickiss knows, will not say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jickiss Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 jickiss is back! jickiss is back! and dear Drano, Wells far t go??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drano Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 HOW TO ENJOY HOLIDAY SHOPPING 1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Go to the Service Desk and try to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell the children shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 6. When a clerk asks if they can help, begin crying and scream, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 7. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 8. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk where the antidepressants are. 9. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. 10. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume a fetal position and scream 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' 12. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappy Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 And what discussion of religion can be complete without a golden cow? Or maybe, a paper about gold that reads like chewing cud? Martin Armstrong says "Gold $5,000"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jickiss Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 jickiss is back! jickiss is back! and Dear Trader Joe: for sure "you know" you are right! back in the days of Prep School for your jickiss, the teacher for Public Speaking, (one of the very Best Teachers that your jickiss ever met, and in retrospect, who really taught the best lesson of them all, which was to not be afraid of the Audience), ABSOLUTELY FORBAD THE USE OF THE WORDS: "You Know" calling all them that would utter the same to be jackasses or worse.... for to the listener, it raises the Question: "Hey, Moron, Either You Know or You Don't Know, so SHUT UP until you can figure it out." In other words, to say "you know" PROVES one to be a genuine MORAN! The constant use of "you know" on TV PROVES how LOW has sunk the ship. (to this very day, your jickiss would always rather address a group, rather than an individual, for the group is Always easier to fool) jickiss!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drano Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 jickiss is back! jickiss is back! and dear Drano, Wells far t go??? Huh, I didn't think of that one. Might be. There is a rumor that Mellon is in trouble. It has the appropriate symbol of BK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 The Barnes is a fantastic addition to the Parkway. When we were there in August we met two different families from Paris at the Art Museum who told us that Philly was one of their favorites cities because it was so interesting. Seriously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrStool Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 I spend half my production time on the Radio Free Wall Street podcasts editing out the thousand times I say Y'know. Being from Philly I frequently revert to the colloquial "nuhmiinh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shorty Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 cold cash, hard time The former Louisiana congressman who famously hid $90,000 cash in his freezer following an FBI bribery sting was sentenced to 13 years in prison Friday, the longest term ever imposed on a congressman convicted of bribery. Prosecutors wanted the 62-year-old William Jefferson, a Democrat who represented parts of New Orleans, to serve at least 27 years in prison while the defense wanted less than 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmin Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 I spend half my production time on the Radio Free Wall Street podcasts editing out the thousand times I say Y'know. Being from Philly I frequently revert to the colloquial "nuhmiinh? Your habit is better than having to edit out four letter words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jickiss Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 jickiss is back! jickiss is back! and yup, Shorty, this Law Maker Knows, for sure, that the Bonks are not safe! is there any justice in punishing a wise individual trying to safeguard his casino (of life) winnings????? clearly, No One is safe now...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jickiss Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 jickiss is back! jickiss is back! competition for Global Resources is key now. China wants a lower doolar. why, jick, why? this makes no sense tell us why.... easy: The Link Lower (70, for instance) helps China to export, as their internal demand is still not able to keep their system expanding at current needed rates. then, when the doolar is below 70, then they can become crybabies, and demand more gold for the Bonds they have in Large supply. anybody notice the PRICES for the few Gold Coins (rounds) that are offered by the http://www.usmint.gov site? did ya all take a look at the PRICES for one oz of gold from the us mint?????? thimk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Joe Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 jickiss is back! "Hey, Moron, Either You Know or You Don't Know, so SHUT UP until you can figure it out." Quote of the day.....worthy of putting on a T-shirt for the masses to ponder, but, ya know..... ________________________ In addition, the other "worst phase to use" is, when responding to a question, "That's a great question (insert name)....blah blah blah" On CNBC it can be heard at least 45 times in every hour of air-time.....IPSO FACTO...QED...This & That Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jickiss Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 jickiss is back! jickiss is back! and first, thank you Trader Joe for mentioning your jickiss. a very excellent salesman that you jickiss worked with in the 90s said that we have two ears and one mouth, and that understanding this ratio was a key factor in successful salesmanship. today, it is incredible how much is said off the cuff, even in venues where one imagines that them that present should know better. the net has turned millions into twitterers, often Wrong, but NEVER IN DOUBT. when will TRE FINALLY EMERGE?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Joe Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Being that Doc, Jick et. al. are from the Philly hood.....I hope that they have had the benefit of finding this little gem.....free on Hulu (sample below) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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