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Quick summary of todays earnings...

 

Goldman Sachs Group said Thursday that its third-quarter profit rose to $3.19 billion, or $5.25 a share, from $845 million, or $1.81 a share, in the year-ago period.

Third-quarter net revenue rose to $12.37 billion, from $6.04 billion a year ago.

Goldman said third-quarter compensation and benefits rose 84% from the comparable period last year to $5.35 billion.

 

 

Citigroup reported a $3.24 billion loss

 

Nokia on Thursday reported an unexpected 559 million euro ($836 million) loss for the third quarter. Sales fell 20% to 9.81 billion euros.

 

Southwest Airlines lost $16 million during the third quarter

 

Harley-Davidson Inc. said Thursday that its third-quarter profit slid 84 percent

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Gap and crap on GOOG would be perfect.

 

 

Googaloonians not really goo goo eyed over the results, if they were really gaa gaa, I'd expect price up 40 - 50 bucks rather than a measly 13. Okay, 14. Okay, almost 15. Google-a-go-go, the show that never ends. :blink:

 

We'll have to see if the Guforia lasts till the mourning ...

 

Wid Goog up 12-15 Qubes reaction is slight to nil.

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OT

 

Joke sent to me by an on again - off-again girlfriend... Thinks she's trying to tell me sumthin?

 

> The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

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> The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

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> About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

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> 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

> 8. Viagra, like a rock!

> 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

> 6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.

> 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman..

> 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

> 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

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> And the unanimous number one slogan:

 

> 1. This is your peepee...This is your peepee on drugs!!

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