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#1 aussiebear

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 09:30 PM

Early openers up and at it: Kiwis +0.2%, Aussies +0.7%, Japan -0.1%, Sth Korea +0.5%.

Aussie sectors mostly up and to varying degrees: IT +2%, Utilities/Consumer Discretionary +1.2% with Miners -0.4% the sole down sector.

 

 

All Ords

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#2 aussiebear

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 09:31 PM

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#3 aussiebear

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 09:31 PM

http://money.cnn.com...s/morning_call/

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#4 aussiebear

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Posted 10 October 2017 - 09:33 PM

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Found in Japan.


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#5 DrStool

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 12:48 AM

I got this email from the Cleveland Fed tonight. 

 

 

 

Federal Reserve Bank Of Cleveland
1455 E 6th St, Cleveland, OH 44114, USA,
No +1 (440) 340-3046
Hours: Open Today • 9:30am–5 :30pm


Your payment files from three (3) different banks, Natwest Bank of London, Central Bank of Nigeria and Bank of America was compiled and submitted to my desk this morning for review. The total sum owed to you by the 3 banks mentioned above was sum up to the tune of US$15,500,000.00 (Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). Now the fund has been totally lodged in one particular Escrow account (non deductible) here in the Federal Reserve Bank on your name, while waiting for accreditation to your personal bank account in any part of the world.

Meanwhile, after due scrutiny and verification, I confirmed that you have fulfilled all the necessary obligations that will enable the release of your payment to you, but yet your payment was not released to you due to one flimsy excuses or the other from the Bank officials in charge of your payment, because they had the intention of diverting your funds to their private accounts in order to satisfy their selfish interest.

You are however lucky that we the management of the US Federal Reserved Bank detected their evil plans and therefore call for the submission of your payment file to us so we can personally handle the payment assignment to ensure that you receive your funds accordingly.

Now, all modalities regarding your fund release has been put in place here in the Reserve Bank of America, thus, your funds has been made ready for transfer in our sophisticated macro transfer system, what we need from you now is to provide to us the bank account of your choice which you want us to transfer your funds so we can expedite action for the accreditation of your funds into your account immediately.

Below are the information needed for now for your transfer.

First Name:
Last Name:
Residential Address:
Passport/Id copy:
City:
State:
Country:
Phone Number:
Email:

Note: If you prefer to receive your funds in form of a Visa Card, we could load and ship your Visa Card to your address which will permit you a daily withdrawal limit of US$3000 or write a draft check which can be deposited in
any bank and send to you.

In anticipating for your urgent cooperation

Yours sincerely,
Mrs.Loretta J. Mester
President and CEO
Federal Reserve Bank of Cleveland.
Phone No +1 (440) 340-3046,


©2017 Federal Reserve Bank Of Cleveland OH, All Rights Reserved. All Other Logos, Trademarks, Service Marks And Trade Names Referenced In This Material Are The Property Of Their Respective Owners.
 

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#6 aussiebear

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:40 AM

Oooh nice, don't spend it all at once.. :D


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#7 aussiebear

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:52 AM

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A chirpy  All Ords ended the day +0.6% with all sectors flat to up.  IT was out in front, +1.8% followed by Consumer Discretionary +1.5% and Energy +0.9%.

Over in Asia, China +0.2%, Hong Kong -0.2%, Japan +0.3%, India currently +0.3%.

 

 

On to UK/Europe:

 

 

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#8 aussiebear

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 03:52 AM

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#9 Jorma

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 07:44 AM

I got this email from the Cleveland Fed tonight. 
 
 
 
Federal Reserve Bank Of Cleveland
1455 E 6th St, Cleveland, OH 44114, USA,
No +1 (440) 340-3046
Hours: Open Today • 9:30am–5 :30pm


Your payment files from three (3) different banks, Natwest Bank of London, Central Bank of Nigeria and Bank of America was compiled and submitted to my desk this morning for review. The total sum owed to you by the 3 banks mentioned above was sum up to the tune of US$15,500,000.00 (Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). Now the fund has been totally lodged in one particular Escrow account (non deductible) here in the Federal Reserve Bank on your name, while waiting for accreditation to your personal bank account in any part of the world.

Meanwhile, after due scrutiny and verification, I confirmed that you have fulfilled all the necessary obligations that will enable the release of your payment to you, but yet your payment was not released to you due to one flimsy excuses or the other from the Bank officials in charge of your payment, because they had the intention of diverting your funds to their private accounts in order to satisfy their selfish interest.

You are however lucky that we the management of the US Federal Reserved Bank detected their evil plans and therefore call for the submission of your payment file to us so we can personally handle the payment assignment to ensure that you receive your funds accordingly.

Now, all modalities regarding your fund release has been put in place here in the Reserve Bank of America, thus, your funds has been made ready for transfer in our sophisticated macro transfer system, what we need from you now is to provide to us the bank account of your choice which you want us to transfer your funds so we can expedite action for the accreditation of your funds into your account immediately.
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Wow,  great news old pal, old buddy. Your aren't by chance planning an all expense paid extended trip/party to the South Pacific this winter for all your friends are you.  I'm free. Hint hint
 
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Posted 11 October 2017 - 10:20 AM

Funny I got the following at about 1 am. I think the gmail account makes it look much more official. :lol:

 

 

OFFICE OF DIRECTOR OF PAYMENT UNITED NATIONS.

UNITED NATIONS PAYMENT OFFICE, JAKARTA INDONESIA.

 

 

 

Attention,

I am Mark Anderson, International Director of Payment United Nations payment office Jakarta Indonesia under the instruction of United Nations Secretary-General  Antonio Guterres . I decided to contact you because of the prevailing security report reaching my office and the intense nature of policy in Government. This is to inform you about our plan to send your fund to you via cash delivery. This system will be easier for you and for us. We are going to send your contract part payment of US5.2 Million to you via diplomatic courier service.

 

 

 

Note: The money is coming in two security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. This fund was brought to us from America; it was meant for our Local AFEM market. But since the money was not used, I will use my position as the , International Director of Payment United Nations payment office Jakarta Indonesia to send this fund to you. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now is to send to me

 

 

Full Name: .........

Tel/Fax: ............

Physical Address with Zip Code:

Your Occupation:

Sex/Age:

Private Email:

Home Equity (Yes/No):

Your identity such as, international passport or driver license...........

 

 

The Diplomat attached will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives your airport. I hope you understand me. I will let you know by the special grace of God when the boxes are airlifted.  Note: The diplomatic does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Material. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok, I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a diplomatic consignment. This clearance will make it pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without hitch. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message. If you need more information about this, I will give you the details how to contact the diplomat for more information on ho w to carry out the plan.<

 

 

 

I need you response because the boxes are schedule to leave as soon as we hear from you. Reply me immediately you receive this message via Email ( ma9419915@gmail.com ) Call me on my direct PH/FAX: ( +62-815-4613-5965)

 

Best Regards,

 

Mark Anderson.


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#11 Jorma

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 10:33 AM

I'm pretty sure I am going to win the Power Ball lottery tonight, if I buy a ticket. Tahiti here I come. Good thing too because I don't believe that prickly bastard Dr Stool is going to come through for me.


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#12 aussiebear

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 10:05 PM

I don't get the yummy emails because of an ISP filter however I do still have a landline phone with calls ranging from the ubiquitous "Windows calling, you have a computer problem" to the downright threatening "Aust Taxation Office" telling me I'm under surveillance and will be arrested if I don't forward $X to them asap.. :rolleyes:


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#13 aussiebear

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 10:06 PM

---> Thursday tedium

 

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