Whadda I Do Whadda I Do Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 After much net searching, I found a picture of BAREister and his immediate family. Note the tinfoil hats capable of inducing a more conceptual notion of current events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAREister Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Gentle ReaderZZZZZzzzzzzzzz why HRFF's clawz just RUN AMOK on the keyBORED this nite! More evidence of manipulation and distortion and illusion. There's NO 'recovery'. The R's are DESPERATE. Here's PROOF: Startin' warz on topuvit, too. Can't imagine WHY!!! Stephen Roach said, ".., there was more than the usual amount of statistical noise in the latest GDP report. A 44% annualized surge in defense outlays accounted for fully 70% of the total increase in national output." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAREister Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Touche (don't ASS(_)_)k what THAT rhymes with! ) Whadda I DOO DOO!!! Only, you have, like SIGMOIDOSCOPE and ALCERINGA, to name two uv the most neFURiously DIABOLICAL graffical CONTORTIONISTA's lurking and periodically WREAKING MISCHIEF in THE most VILE AND DISGUSTINGLY WANTON AND CAPRICIOUS MANNER IMAGINABLE MISS>>>represented HRFF's TRUE poisonality! The BARE MUCH preFURs wearing LAMPSHADES, actually!!! oh. He is fond of wearing TIN HATS in LIGHTNING STORMS. HRFF, BTW is the one with the POINTY HEADED hat in the middle... say, Stool! HRFF went to LAWR SKOOL in Miami. Are the waters off CocoNUT Grove technically in the BERMUDA TRIANGLE? He's got his own Triangle story if they R. Two of 'em. Pleez adviz. Saw a good documentary on same lASSt nite. Talked about lightnin' storms 'n such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whadda I Do Whadda I Do Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Bare? Taking it to extremes as such yelling Fire!! in the pits of hell is pointless but did you have to subject your teddy too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpabuck Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Did you hear a rumor that Bush is going to cause a blackout during the recall election campaign to remind people how bad Davis is? Hey good rumor! Shure glad I live in Kalifornikate... Diggin the whole show from abroad...especially enjoying the free EuroCrapVision. Enjoy your (relative) freedom while you can...a leak in the sieve. Love the ironjawed valkyrie! FX, please inform us. Me thinks some bear climed up a power tower somewhere in Ontario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpabuck Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Ouch, babe! Yeah, ole Koizumi-sori's atarashi kamikaze ride is underway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAREister Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 WhaddaIdoo-doo: HRFF hASS placed you high on the list of THOSE TO B ROUNDED UP IN CASE OF A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. don't u DARE make FUN of Oscar, BARE's Teddy!!! CRETIN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpabuck Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 This blackout news will create a huge bear ball sqeezing event in the morning. 1.) Not a terrorist act. 2.) Nobody died 3.) Bush said it's OK 4.) Markets will not be closed or delayed 5.) Quick negative initial reaction in the futures means a squeeze is coming 6.) All news is positive A squeeze now would just about kill most bears, eh??? Knowing it, nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThorAss Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 No lightning within 500 miles of Niagra falls... http://www.weathermatrix.net/2003/0814/ltg...-0308141800.gif Don't blame the gubmint for the spin. What could they say? "The power is out across 1/3 of the country and we don't know why"? Talk about sell-o-matic in the paper pyramid. Ya every time there's some electrical problem they blame me. Bustards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alceringa Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 For those stoolies who may not completely understand Mister B's singular babbling style, rest assured that he does have a sense humor, even if he be lacking other sensibilities, such as an immodest brevity or any hint of voluable eloquence. As proof, en prima facie, the following is humbly submitted HRFF's Best Joke Ever- From stoolie archives. oh. reminds me of a joke, the 10 Commandments. This has nuthin to do w lawyers, 'cept Moses, aka The Lawgiver. Moses goes up Mt Sinai (sp?) to get the 10 Commandments and talk with God. The Lost Tribes of Israel are gathered at the foot of the mountain, anxiously awaiting the issue of the negotiations. Clouds descend and obscure the top of the mountain, there is a lot of thunder and lightning and, after a few hours Moses comes back down, bearing two clay tablets. The huge crowd at the base of the mountain falls so silent you could hear a pin drop. Moses looks at them in silence a moment and then says: "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear FURst?" The crowd suddenly stirs and after considerable murmuring a leader steps FURward: "We want to hear the good news, FURst, Moses." "Very well, then," Moses says gravely. "The good news is that I talked HIM down to just 10." "The bad news is that adultery is still in there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird D Durr Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 pretty sad when Greta Van Blusterin' looks 5 times better than Paula Zahn GRETA.............another modern surgical SUCKsess........................... Ain't FLY SCAMMA JAMMA WEEK FUN?.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NV 375 Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Bare, Saw the JFK documentary. Pretty scary. Reinforced my faith in that politicians are all about ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned38 Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Long Island NY back in da house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherone Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 funny sidebar....I noticed several times tonight on the tickers that all the cable stations run that they spelled Niagara wrong - "Niagra"...obviously viagra has penetrated the culture....or else we're just illiterate NIAGARA FALLS. SLOWLY I TURN. STEP BY STEP. INCH BY INCH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherone Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 The power just came back on here in Rockland County N.Y., across the Hudson from the city. But we all know: there's only one way to assauge the pain of the powerless denizens of the city, the hapless users of CHIPS and Fedwire: a gigantic Feed tomorrow morning! It took until 3:20 am in Jersey City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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