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. . . The End Of The World

 

(Yet another tasty offering from my friend Rick to start your week off right)

 

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.

 

Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends.

 

National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again.

 

Inc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.

 

Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.

 

Sports Illustrated: Game Over.

 

Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse.

 

Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New "Armageddon" Diet!

 

TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!

 

Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?

 

Microsoft Systems Journal: Netscape Loses Market Share.

 

Microsoft's Web Site: If you don't experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE.

 

America OnLine: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.

 

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Gold 319-320.....HeeHee....I remain short

 

S&P

looking to add to swing shorts 907-908

 

Oy,

 

Where would you throw on the towel on this? Its seems to be going totally vertical.

 

TIA

 

Beal

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Hi,Chris.

 

Just a post to let you know your'e not talking to yourself!

 

What is your take on the european market esp. AEX ?

We are now above March high,but do we retain it?

Look at DAX and 50% at 2831 as guide.....I am looking for topping patterns from now

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Gold 319-320.....HeeHee....I remain short

 

S&P

looking to add to swing shorts 907-908

 

Oy,

 

Where would you throw on the towel on this? Its seems to be going totally vertical.

 

TIA

 

Beal

thinking 908 SP00....but could stretch to 915-925.......but I doubt it on this move......plenty ammo to leg into shorts on upside though if we see more

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