TheMotleyStool Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 And non-subscribers should have a tag before their name. Instead of (for example) Crapfest, his name should be GUESTCrapfest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strikerm3 Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 That's important information. Thanks.. youre welcome. Thanks for the vote of convidence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wndysrf Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 Education Hucksters are looking weak. The next center of accounting scandals. Short 'em here. COCO, APOL, CECO, UOPX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMotleyStool Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 So many bears going to the bull camp is definitely a sign that sentiment has gone to extremes. However, we already knew that from II, AAII, VIX, etc., and the indicators have stopped working. The bears in the bullish camp tell us nothing about where the market will go from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 Had a conversation with your friend and mine Greg Fokker last night. I asked his opinion about why no one seemed to believe in Doc any more. Subscribers continue to leave. Very few new stoolies join the fold. Traffic is way down, half the stoolies are boolish, and stoolies talk about other poodits about ten thousand times more often than they mention Doc. The Stool, while not exactly on the edge of catastrophe, is struggling. Greg told good old Doc what the problem was. It's the Anals- toilet thing. Other newsletters which approach the market with the serious concern it deserves, not likening it to the lower digestive tract and toilet things, do ten times, NAY, ONE HUNDRED TIMES the business the Stool does. And at prices TEN to TWENTY times higher than the Stool. And according to Fokker these poodits are hacks compared to Doc. (Quite the brown noser he is. ) With this in mind Doc has decided the following. There will be no more sophomoric toilet humor, demeaning of the august importance of money, and Wall Street in our lives, on this website. The site will be known from now on as Capital's Tool, and the proprietor is Dr. Stepann S. Tool, the keeper of Capital's Tool. There are to be no more references to Anals, Stool, crap, turds, caca, shit, the brown stuff, the lower digestive tract, opening or closing your Anals, accessing your Anals, subscribatories, ASSes or anything of the sort. Over, kaput, fini! From now on it's all business. No more half naked women. No more allusions to sex. That's it! In addition, subscription prices will be raised by one thousand per cent, in order to stay in line with the competition. Since almost no one is subscribing at $74 per year the subscription price will go up to $740 per year. That way, when no one still subscribes, at least the price will be competitive, and Capitals Tool will make ten times as much as Capitalstool. . . . Well . . . there goes the neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWave Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 If Doc really wants an image makeover, I'll throw in a pair of business-like navy pumps... Sounds like a job for the "Five Queer Guys" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 Spin is BS! teck Keep your eye on FNM FRE both on LOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strikerm3 Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 So many bears going to the bull camp is definitely a sign that sentiment has gone to extremes. However, we already knew that from II, AAII, VIX, etc., and the indicators have stopped working. The bears in the bullish camp tell us nothing about where the market will go from here. catching the final blow off top hopefully!! The best trader bears will hopefully have some good picks. I look forward to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 anyone know when klac reports? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crooked_analyst Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 you gotta love it.... 8:18AM Countrywide misses by $0.11, boosts Y03 EPS above consensus, raises dividend (CFC) 65.72: Reports Q2 (Jun) diluted earnings of $2.74 per share, $0.11 worse than the Reuters Research consensus of $2.85; revenues rose 194.7% year/year to $1.83 bln vs the $1.74 bln consensus. Co increases Y03 guidance, now sees EPS of $13.00-15.00 per share vs R.R. consensus of $10.87. Co's Board also increases cash dividend to $0.14 per common share for Q2, payable Sept. 2, 2003 to shareholders of record on Aug. 14, 2003. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crooked_analyst Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 anyone know when klac reports? Thanks I think it's Turdsday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 Oh MMM more spin double top 136.75 4/7/03 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest libertas Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 I think you really meant to say "whay are the semis pumped? because the semis are pumped." yes, that's probably exactly what I meant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crooked_analyst Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 Soup, Yep, it's Turdsday - after the bell....normally, they report before the bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup Posted July 22, 2003 Report Share Posted July 22, 2003 ca: thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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