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Wedding Tradition

 

A modern, Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding,

meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they

have any last questions before they leave. The man

asks, "Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men to dance with

men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But,

we'd like your permission to dance together."

 

"Absolutely not, "says the rabbi." It's immodest. Men and

women always dance separately."

"So, after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own

wife?"

"No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden."

Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally

have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the rabbi. "Sex is a mitzvah within

marriage.

"What about different positions?" asks the man?

"No problem," says the rabbi. "It's a mitzvah!"

"Woman on top?" the man asks.

"Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! Another mitzvah!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes! A mitzvah!"

"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a

couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and

a porno video?"

"You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"No." says the rabbi."

"Why not?" asks the man.

"Could lead to dancing"

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Thanks Goldmember but don't be so impressed anyone can do the Lycos thing. Doc gives instructions at the bottom of the Anals.

The thing is to be able to interpret like what Doc dows with them or FeedFool with his charts.

Anyway I got Citigroup right. Made some nice coin on it today. Financial stocks are looking pretty bearish.

Was listening to Hugh Lynch on Ike's Marketviews. He mentioned a natural resource stock AAUK. Chart looks very nice. I'm gonna check it out.

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DOW looks real crappy. 10-12 month cycle has rolled over. DIA is DOA.

Included is

Richmtn's Magical Mystery Moving Average Crossover

Buy/Sell when Blue crosses over. Sell/Cover when Blue changes direction. Of course you want to confirm with your other indicators. As in don't play opposite the cycles.

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